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The Trump Bargain You get: — $5 gas — Record housing costs — Rampant inflation — Forever wars + threats of nuclear warfare But you also get: — To say retard — Fewer gender-neutral bathrooms Who’s in?!

Isn’t it funny how Biden is out among everyday people, and NONE of the people actually meeting him are describing some confused old man? They are describing someone humble, engaged, and fully present. Doesn't match the bullshit media narrative, does it? The press pushed that garbage. The loudmouths amplified it. The weak-minded bought it. And the country paid the price. They should be shamed without mercy. There must be accountability

His Easter morning post. And just 2 days ago, one of his “religious advisors” compared him to Jesus Christ. He will forever be a stain on this country. And the world. 25th Amendment. Now. And to everyone else who, unlike Trump, understands & celebrates today - Happy Easter.

@AriFleischer Fuck off you piece of shit. Bandwagoner!

When this is over, the western part of NATO will never be the same. Spain, England, France and Italy have sold us out, as they too often have a history of doing. Eastern European nations are the heart of NATO. They spend money on defense, know how to fight and love the US. France particularly deserves fault and blame. From supporting China and Russia at the UN to denying Americans overflight rights, they’re doing what they’ve always done - showing weakness, while cutting deals with terrorists. (The reason the US has a Marine Corps and Navy is unlike France, we refused to pay a ransom to the Barbary Pirates. France is always happy to cut a deal.) Wars have unintended consequences as nations show their true colors. NATO will never be the same, and Western European weakness and acquiescence is the cause.

@mattgaetz April Fools was yesterday.

Ridvan Adyemir (aka the '@ApostateProphet') and I answer a question about Islam during a recent Q&A session at Utah Valley University.

@NewsM101 Yup. So gross!

Muslim women upon arriving to a western country be like:

Might be worth nailing Trump to a cross for the weekend, see what happens by Monday…

@AGPamBondi lol loser alert. You were fired like a dog in spite of pleasing to hold the job. Everything things Trump touches dies. What has your blind loyalty and fealty got for you?

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

If I wanted to see Trump’s ballroom, I’d just look at Lindsey Graham’s mouth.

@FitFusion__ Hey bimbo, couple means 2.

Easy 2 ingredient cake!

@FitFusion__ Shit recipe as usual.

It should be PDO

Nancy Pelosi: “I think Hillary Clinton was the most qualified person of that generation. More qualified than her husband, more qualified than George W. Bush, more qualified than Barack Obama. Certainly more qualified than the creature that is there now”

Surely it's time for the men in white coats, isn't it ?

I have a habit of stopping by airport chapels when I have the time. Most of them have closed down in the US in major airports, but DFW reopened theirs and they’re basically mosques. I had a very uncomfortable experience praying in the chapel on Palm Sunday, but I refused to leave while the Muslims were being so nasty. I refused to leave what is meant to be a temple of the Lord, especially on Palm Sunday. I had a long layover so I waited them out. One man grew frustrated after about 30 minutes and left, but not before others came in. They were clearly having conversations about me in Arabic. They weren’t being shy about letting me know they were talking about me. But I sat and prayed and read the Bible and I did not leave until the last Muslim had cleared out. It was actually a very scary experience given how isolated the chapel was, but I think we need to start staking ground.

@BWLH_ @JSparrow1700 Fuck off racist piece of shit.

@JSparrow1700 Thanks. I just read the book for the first time since I was 8 (1993). I actually read it then and got a free pizza from Pizza Hut for BookIT for doing a book report on it. Such an incredible read. It needs a TRUE remake. Chris Hemsworth as Muldoon and Hugh Grant as John Hammond.

Camden Yards is amazing but visiting 70% black Baltimore is like going to Jurassic Park when Nedry brings down the fences and the Velociraptors are loose.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@elonmusk Or how many ‘wild parties’ did @elonmusk attend. And how wild were they?

We still don’t know what kind of ice cream Reid Hoffman told Epstein he was “bringing for the girls”. I guess some things will always remain a mystery 🤷‍♂️