Buffy LeBuffs

Aw crap, After the Dinner Party isn't on All4 (4OD? Demand4? 4Player?) until after broadcast unless you watch it live with the 25 minutes of adverts. Damn you channel 4! Oh well, time to make snacks. #MAFSAU

Well fuck, the fragile masculinity coming from every single one of these guys is insane. What do they think, that their balls will drop off if a woman owns property? I swear between this and the "females" crap I'm convinced Australians are Ferengi. #MAFSAU

I'm sorry Bec did you just say THREE MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE??! That house we just saw? The one you live in? That house? 🤨 #MAFSAU

I must admit I'm no fan of Charles, and I was dubious about the state visit to the US, but now it's clear he's doing a standup tour endlessly taking the piss out of Trump I find myself quite looking forward to seeing what new shade he's thrown today.

Well this was an unusual way to find out that racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, and religious violence against anyone who isn't Jewish have all been solved in Britain.

Reading the comments it appears Starmer has pissed off everyone except Zionists by doing this - the right, the left, the Jews, every other minority. For a man ostensibly so bland he really had a talent for making people hate him.

@MrNatterjack booking.com/hotel/au/hinte…

Is Chris's farm actually a holiday rental property? #MAFSAU

@WingingItSis Oh god, don't give them ideas! 😂

Actually I’m sorry but why was Chris allowed to be on this… would they have casted a pregnant woman? #MAFSAU

@CrystalVixen1 It wouldn't surprise me!

@BuffyLeBuffs He probs just booked it for the show himself! 😂

How is Chris going to run a farm AND raise babies? Some of these men have no clue what’s involved. #mafsau

Why does Danny explaining how he "takes his partner's family for his own" sound like he has a collection of former in laws preserved in wax in his basement? #MAFSAU

What's the Australian equivalent of the RSPCA, and do they need to visit Chris's Airbnb and investigate why all his animals look so scabby? #MAFSAU

Oh no, silly Sam, Chris hasn't taken anything on board - he just spewed lots of pop psych buzzwords that have no meaning. Why are Australians always doing (and falling for) that bullshit? #MAFSAU

David's a very well-mannered guest. I like that. He should give Gia some etiquette lessons. #MAFSAU

To be honest I'd rather sleep in a bunk bed and make friends with the Highland coos at Chris's Airbnb than spend that weekend with Chris. #MAFSAU

Caught up on #AfterTheDinnerParty and OMG the tea! Actually using words instead of dancing around them or beeping them out! Stevo basically green-lighting Bec's finger blasting toast! Gia lying to & sticking the knife into everyone, like how does she find the time?! #MAFSAU

Rachel and Steve have such a mum-son dynamic, it's icky watching them. #MAFSAU

Has Gia nicked one of Scott's watches? #MAFSAU

Sorry but if I was Scott I'd be taking Gia on a little boat trip and coming back alone. But then I'm not totally pussy whipped... #MAFSAU

Not clean??! I've seen dirtier operating theatres! #MAFSAU