Lemon Pepper Rising

You know those times when you level up? This is one of those times

Weddings sure do bring the cake out. Gahhhh lee

@RainManPHS I’m just glad this is the final season of The Boys cuz it’s getting pretty mid the longer it goes on

Man. I thought I was the only one.

This tour is gonna be a massive success and all your friends, family and faves will disappoint you.

Why masturbation is playing the like playing the computer on “Franchise Mode,” and why that’s important.

The "invisible guest theory" is a 25-year-old psychology experiment with a TikTok rebrand, and the actual mechanism is more useful than the viral version. Cornell ran this in 2000. Made students wear a Barry Manilow t-shirt into a room full of strangers. Students predicted 50% of the room noticed the shirt. Actual number: 23%. Less than half what they expected. The researchers called it the spotlight effect. The mechanism is anchoring. Your brain starts with your own experience of the moment, which is extremely vivid and detailed because you're living it, and then tries to adjust for how much less other people are paying attention. The adjustment is always too small. You feel 100% of your own embarrassment and assume everyone else feels at least 60% of it. They feel about 15%. But here's what the viral version leaves out. Gilovich ran a follow-up and found the effect works in BOTH directions. People also overestimate how much others notice their positive contributions. You think your clever joke landed with the whole room. It didn't. You think everyone saw you handle that tense moment well. They didn't. The spotlight shines equally on your wins and your failures, which means both are mostly invisible. The real freedom isn't "nobody's judging you." The real freedom is that nobody's paying nearly as much attention as you think, to anything you do, good or bad. Once you internalize that, you stop performing entirely.

This is why we need lower ticket prices, so we can get this caliber of person in the front row again.

This is the supernova of bothsidesism & everything wrong w/ legacy media. Trump ended his first term by siccing a mob on the Capitol. He began his second by pardoning all the January 6ers. But it’s BIDEN’s fault Trump abuses his power? You’re an idiot.

Being upset by your real sex life interfering with your smut sounds like the most textbook symptom of porn addiction possible.

Yo, I heard a lil snippet of one of Jack Harlow’s r&b tracks and I can’t eem front that shit kinda jammin. Had buddy been less clumsy about the rollout he might’ve had more people on board from the jump

Bud, you were CRYING. Kenny Pickett was taking snaps while you were CRYING.

This is how I feel every time getting through airport security

This is a good time to say fuck KRS-One as well for blindly defending dude too

Son....... Hassan Campbell just dropped this video

I know we had a whole lot to say about Bronny entering the league when he did but man seeing him and his dad out there together is dope as hell. AND he’s starting to find his rhythm

Nobody: Them territorial crabs in Finding Nemo:

You're a real one! Its 100% silent because the big boys at the top made the call.

Robert Kraft when Mike Vrabel gets back from his Arizona vacation

Them niggas ain’t crossed the 50 yard line until after halftime talmbout the 9ers, who didn’t even know the overtime rules, were better than the team that hung 34 unanswered on em in the first 3 quarters

He still hurt lol