Bugo Onchain

If you’ve ever seen a Web3 project pump hard and then completely crash… Chances are BAD TOKENOMICS played a major role. Let me break it down super simply 🧵

@batramalik Off to the moon🔥

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@__rahlee @fortuneyongosi8 Flexxx

@BugoAnalytics @fortuneyongosi8 "independent girl" I've never understood that phrase😂

"What your parents bought for you,l hustled and bought it by myself " wetin concern me?

@fortuneyongosi8 Guyy😂

una dey really take this relationship thing too serious, your boyfriend father die you barb hair Assistant widow.

@femiiiszn All are true.

do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.

@arhamshaikhh Righttt

There should be an anti linkedin app where everyone posts their L’s and we congratulate them for it

@chi_never_shy Real!

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!

@BongsMahlangu_ Real 😂

If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.

@Web3warrior Omo 20k Make I first pay to finish this my project. E choke me Walai.

How much is your debt? I'll pay Real Answer only.

@kenanbell Congratulations 💗

wifey & i got married in an actual garden and didn’t invite one single person 💕

@xdike_ Ahh fuck😭😂

first daughter: dad, i’m a lesbian second daughter: me too dad: Is there anyone in this house who likes men? son: i do dad:

@ahmstephen_ That’d be really cool as

I need an app that deletes my number from other people's phones.

@Whotfismick Well

when you start getting “sorry i fell asleep” instead of “goodnight”

@femiiiszn and it still eats

"overdressed" is a social construct created by haters.

@jindu__ @_emrys7 Actually

If the USA is so great, why did they have to make a USB?

@Justtdavid_ I didn’t use to care before but damn have people made me see things

do people actually care about double texting? because i have zero shame, i will easily send 10 messages at once

@Toke_Eji God is gooddddd🥹🥹🥹

This Uber driver just told me God just blessed Him and his wife with twins few days ago after 18years of Marriage. He is 59 Wife is 49. God abeg 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

@Mayokunlol Like I saw itttttt,was aboutta hit tooooo mind youu

I dislike it when I'm about to do something and someone tells me to do the same thing. It gets on my nerves fr 😂

@imyrated Fw heavy

"you smell good" baby this is what a washed ass & deodorant smells like

@bolaoflyfee Broo

the first thing i’ll be grateful for when i graduate from uni is not having a roommate.