Bulk Brogan

ending uni genuinely feels worse than a breakup what do you mean im not speaking to almost all of these people ever again I'm literally devastated, even the people im not close with have given me so much fun and grown and changed and it feels sad to not be able to see that anymor

last night was a creepypasta

sometimes i wake up wistful as hell

not much to monger for these days... fish, fear, war and maybe cheese and iron

eye tests be like hm yep theyre still there

they neutered curious george.

mcdonalds bbq sauce makes my weewee feel funny

unrelated to anything that just happened: praise be to Allah the most merciful the most beneficent

white people be like have you seen the new season of taskmaster

every so often i just think damn nilered probably in the midst of turning a crayon into a snickers bar

my therapist ghosted our appointment its actually over 💀 nah jk we'll be back and reschedule but i didn't know that was allowed

cant even watch gmm anymore ffs

this is me bruh... save me takopi save me little octopus

thought about a cheesy poo sandwich and a single tear trickled down my cheek

jeremy corbyn will save me

only nick drake can save me now

first person to weep at a rag'n'bone man show... it aint u bro but still go fat man go

@reindeercakee 👎🏻

i feel so silly checking my dms on instagram so much NOBODYS MESSAGING YOU LIL BRO🤣🤣🤣

aight maybe smoking weed habitually did make me retarded and I was just coping