Yale Squash

Dirty Doov already khabibing balls out there

Question: what even is a Quaker?? #rolldogs

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After a hairy five games yoki pulls it out in 5 ;)

After a testy 5 games Harrison comes through. Someone get this man a frothy mythos #thiccthighssavelives

Overheard on Court 2: “yohan just played the worst squash game ive ever seen.” It’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it pays off.

Max Martin making an appearance in PWG. First time we’ve seen him around these parts since circa 2016

Harrison drops the fourth but still up 2-1 #sobeat

Cpn Losty serving up a quality birthday present for his papa (James Ambrose Losty II). 3-0

Three words: Light. The. Candle.

Tiber up 11-1, 11-2. Watson in full effect

Harrison “Snorlex” Gill played the entire half of the first game without noticing he’d hacked a fat loog onto his chin. Now that’s what I’d call laser focus.

Tiber up 9-4 in the third. He’s been taking notes.

Nadoov wins the first on a reverse boast. @tiberworth take notes

Tyler “Tiger Woods” Carney moving like a dream on Court 4. Let’s hope those precious calves don’t collapse in the next hour...it’d be pretty rude if they did.

After 4 yrs of unforgettable memories and banter of both the high and low brow orders, it’s time to hand this historic account (the best in coll. squash) over to the next Yale squash hooligans.It has been an honor and a privilege to tweet for you all.Roll dogs forever.

Harrison takes the 2nd game. Can indeed confirm; he's nice. Man's looking like an arethusa cone out there - frosty on top, thicc all the way through. #SuperbMusculature #BeenWorkingWithNewman

Harrison takes the 1st to go up 1-0. Must be nice. #ThiccHarrison

Dirty P up 7-4 in the first. Might be keeping his opponent to as many points as Parth has gotten all season in fantasy premier league. #NotMany #OneTimeICountedAllTheWayToEight

Tyler Carney up 6-4 in the second. That new ball and chain is certainly not keeping him from moving around like the young and spry lad that he is. #Youngin #PrettySpryForAHeWentToBrunswick