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who wanna watch my speedrun

@seamholder HAPPY APRIL 7TH!!!!!

HAPPY IMMORTALITY DAY

@seamholder you could not grasp the true form of the attack

fell asleep to giygas’ theme only to have a nightmare and wake up to it playing at like 4 in the morning. not pleasant!

i love remembering i have free will

@seamholder my secrets.... they would scare you....

@Bullwhip413 mwah hah hah.. ok that’s fair its good to keep secrets

i think its funny when my friends tweets blow up and i see them on my alt accounts, have to be like "no don't comment she does not know who you are right now dont be weird this account is not for that"

@seamholder i hope not! i am not ready unleash all of my alt account horrors on you and have them linked to me....

@Bullwhip413 oh gogness.. im famous 🐈‍⬛ purrhaps i would recognize your spirit…

@seamholder the funny part is, it WAS your tweet i saw, while on one of the alts, the 17776 one

@Bullwhip413 that’s scary.. i could talk to a secret bug some day and not even know

@seamholder there are five of me! two are linked to this profile and the last two are (almost) completely separate (one of them is dead)

@Bullwhip413 there are other bugs…?

thinking about my job being so normal and boring but occasionally since i stay near the doors i get like "okay be cool, the hershey's guy is coming in to make sure our store is good enough to still be allowed to sell hershey's" like what, okay man

@seamholder i simply wont believe you

@Bullwhip413 notin the ways that are immediately obvious however anyone who would ever try to date me would see it which is why it is an awful idea

Listening to ♫ BUG MUSIC [NO AI] | 1 hour of silly tunes for bugs and little creatures ♪ and ♫ BUG MUSIC 2 [NO AI] | 1 hour of silly tunes for bugs and little creatures ♪

@seamholder drop treats in there for her, a little salami

@Bullwhip413 yes.. and she loves it too i think

i keep her hidden in my pocket when i go out now

@imthunkhi @flatfacesucker @seamholder so true

@seamholder 17776 changed my life and now i have an attraction to space probes. fuck my life

read 17776 right now. don’t look anything up just go to the website. something is very very wrong

@seamholder girl that was you, i saw the "seamholder updated their status" notifications you cant fool me

who is on my friends list

if you like turn based rpgs please please play "I Hate You, Please Suffer" its so so good and not enough people know about it store.steampowered.com/app/2583620/I_…

@seamholder im always a fool

heeheehee! remember that tomorrow is april fools.. don’t be an april fool!

@maiameows i want you around im just horrible at communicating

it’s very difficult to tell if people want you around. it feels like the only time they talk to me now is if they need me to do something with them