Bum Basketball

Reminder that league entry costs $30 to cover cost of jersey!! Money needs to be collected ASAP

It’s season 7 actually but who’s counting! Definitely not @nickciringione5

Get the foam rollers ready because Bum season 6 is inbound. Draft is this Sunday!

@Jake_Beauregard that means you too #PT #personaltraining #fitfun #livelaughlove

Team 4 has managed to get the ball rolling early thanks to a key cog on their roster. The ghost of Beverly Ann Drive, @tunderhill_45, has provided a spark defensively and has been a monster down low on the glass. As long as @LUKESANTOS20 is sober, this team is tough to beat.

After catching some heat for taking @Jared_4_Powers #1 overall, Team 2 is 2-0 while Powers is averaging a double double. The crowd could be heard chanting “Pay the man!” during the second half. “People get paid to play here?” asked @jareddesrosiers in a postgame interview.

A reporter for @CBSSports noticed some eruption coming from inside the locker room of Team 5 after a tough loss. @patrick_morkis was heard stating he “has to score 50 every week to have a chance at winning.” Can Team 5 turn it around, or is @Jake_Beauregard the Bum Bball curse?

@nickciringione5 @wojespn A true leader. Shaken, but not stirred.

Rumors have been swirling this off-season as there is outrage amongst the league that @nickciringione5 is still a captain. Could he slide out of his role and enter the draft? Per @wojespn

With the addition of Chariho HS coach Brock Taylor, questions have surfaced about whether or not this league will move indoors. In a recent press conference (linked below), @bapice2 addresses this concern:

Fans appear to be fed up with @Jake_Beauregard’s lack of production in the postseason. Could this be the year he turns it around?

In case you forgot theres a reason he has a 99 clutch rating 👀

HUGE announcement @richieg010 has decided to take his talents to the BBL draft for the first time in his career!!! Who will pick up Captain Clutch?

Our bookie just released the lines for today’s matchups. @SMITZ34 team (or is it @o__martel team?!) is +400. Rumors are swirling about attendance issues so the lines were adjusted accordingly.

Let’s do an over/under for @o__martel’s stat line today for @BumBball. 6/28 O. Martel over/unders: PTS: 10.5 REB: 4.5 3PM: 3.0 #SSBTnation WHADDYA GOT??

@bapice2 @12lak21 @patrick_morkis Captain Bryan Apice denying all allegations. However, video evidence (attached below) has surfaced of an interaction with Pat on the sidelines after a timeout. A long road ahead for Team 1 it seems.

@BumBball @12lak21 @patrick_morkis Never that! I only yell when im getting hype for my teammates

Rumors are swirling about the team chemistry of Team 1 (@bapice2). Some fans sitting courtside reportedly heard team captain Bryan screaming at @12lak21 and @patrick_morkis for “not being able to see the rim” when they were setting screens. Could be problematic going forward.

Early mvp voting

Per @BleacherReport, @jareddesrosiers has had to make amends with long time rival @dciringione7 as they have joined forces this year. Sources say therapists were involved.

@nickciringione5 ‘s wallet must be running thin from all the backpacks he’s had to buy for his co captains all 4 seasons.