The Bunker

Well I think that’s everything. Thanks for listening. Goodbye.

The Bunker Christmas Special is finally here! Available @acast, iTunes and a bunch of other places too, probably 👍 aca.st/46eeae

Mince pies! Mulled wine! Existential malaise! The @BunkerPodcast Christmas Special is up now! Enjoy 🙃 patreon.com/posts/very-bun…

@thatpodcastgirl That's the gist of it, yeah.

I, er, hope you guys like Christmas.

Coming up: a Today’s Topic about Christmas, a short story about Christmas, an edutainment about Christmas, guests, an interview, music etc

@marionscarian Oh... I thought I was smiling.

@untiltheygo Wow. It must be nice to still feel things.

Christmas is coming...

So Scrooge was haunted by three ghosts on Christmas eve. Big fucking deal. I've been living with ghosts for most of my life.

Christmas is about family. And as I look at Tom and Dave I think to myself... If only I was with my family and not these terrible bastards.

Three wise men bearing gifts of garbage, foolishness and misery.

@untiltheygo It's 98% mince pies at the moment. He claims to have a rating system for different brands but so far they're all just "3 stars"

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Christmas = Mince pies, am I right? Yum.

@untiltheygo Don't have any rocks left now either, guess I'll use broken glass next year.

@untiltheygo No last year we used little balls of tinfoil but I couldn't find them... Now that I think about it I guess he ate those too.

Just had to explain to Dave that our advent "chocolates" are actually just small rocks. He's been eating them since the 1st.

They say the secret to happiness is low expectations. Personally, I'm impressed I'm even here at all. Still not happy about it though.