Gary Burfield-Wallis

The book is great. But the bonus prompt cards? Game. Changer. Real-life ChatGPT prompts for the moments your brain short-circuits. 💬 Book + cards → l.funkyindiecollective.co.uk/laundry #ChatGPT #ExecutiveFunction #PromptCards #AIhacks

New paperback just dropped: 💬 Can a Chatbot Fold the Laundry? A cheeky, useful guide to getting actual stuff done with ChatGPT 🎯 Now live → l.funkyindiecollective.co.uk/laundry #NewBookRelease #ChatGPT #AIhumour #IndieBook

Kindle just got cheaper — for a reason. No reviews = no momentum. So I’ve dropped Can a Chatbot Fold the Laundry? to £1.99 for a limited time. l.funkyindiecollective.co.uk/chatESC #KindleDeal #IndieAuthor #AIforHumans #ChatGPTBook

📚 So turns out my book blurb was about as clear as a chatbot’s love life. 👉 l.funkyindiecollective.co.uk/chatESC Give it a read. Or at least click through and admire the sass upgrade. #IndieAuthor #ChatGPTBook #KindleReads #AIWithPersonality

🧔‍♂️ Skip the socks. This Father’s Day, give him something retro, rugged, and ridiculously cool. 🔗l.funkyindiecollective.co.uk/fdv #FathersDayGifts #RetroDad #VintageSignVibes #FunkyVibesDesigns #ZazzleUK #CustomGifts #GiftIdeasForHim

Adulting update: I answered two emails, forgot why I opened the fridge, and nearly cried over a sock. Thank you, coffee, for keeping the illusion alive. ☕ #FunkyIndieCollective #CoffeeIsLife #AdultingScam #CaffeinePowered #ChaosCrew #RealLifeGoblinMode

When your peaceful morning walk turns into a full-body mud spa Dexter: calm, collected, covered in muck. The blanket? Not so much. #DexterDidIt #MuddyBoy #SpanielLife #DogSpaDay #ChaosWithPaws #FunkyIndieCollective #TidyDogWho

Need a cozy meal with minimal effort? Try this Easy Cuban Beef & Rice recipe — savoury, simple, and topped with a perfect fried egg. Ready in 40 minutes! 👉 Recipe: l.funkyindiecollective.co.uk/CubanBeef #QuickDinner #CubanFood #EasyRecipes

Even if you’re moving slow, you’re still ahead of everyone on the couch. Movement is movement. Keep going. Celebrate the movement. (Even if it’s just to get snacks.) #FunkyIndieCollective #ProgressIsProgress #MotivationalChaos #StillMoving #TinyWinsBigF

“Planning is for people who aren’t already 3 spreadsheets behind on life.” Team Permanent Crisis. ✋ #ChaosLife #IndieVibes #FunkyIndieCollective #PlannersWithPersonality #BurnoutButCute

Tilly: “I’m not touching you…” Dexter: Already emotionally resigned Throwback to peak sibling chaos disguised as a cuddle. 🐾 🖤 #DogLife #TillyAndDexter #ThrowbackSnuggles #FunkyIndieCollective #CutenessOverload

🌟 Today’s Reminder: Some days you conquer the world. Some days you conquer getting out of bed. Both are victories. #Motivation #SmallVictories #ProgressNotPerfection #FunkyIndieCollective

💬 Gentle reminder for today: You’re allowed to be proud of surviving things nobody knows about. #MentalHealthMatters #HiddenStrength #KeepGoing #FunkyIndieCollective

☕⚡ Chaos Level: High. Some days we’re all just running purely on caffeine and ambition — no plan, no map, just vibes and a to-do list we pretend to follow. #StayFunky #ChaosMode #CoffeeFirst #AmbitionLater

Tilly has achieved Zoom Mode Level: Supernova. 🚀🐾 37 laps. 90 seconds. Dexter remains traumatised. Send snacks. #SpanielLife

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Progress isn’t a straight line — it’s a chaotic spaghetti dance. 🖤 Keep squiggling. #ProgressNotPerfection #CreativeLife #StayFunky #FunkyIndieCollective #OrganisedChaos #SmallStepsBigDreams

We don’t just print — we perfect. 25% off tees with code HOTHOTHOT → etsy.com/shop/funkyindi… #IndieDesigns #TShirtDrop #SoftAF

Me making life plans vs. me five minutes later googling ‘do penguins have knees’. #CreativeChaos #LifePlansWho #FunkyIndieCollective #StayFunky #OrganisedChaos

Dexter: 1 Tilly: 0 Ball: Soggy. Spaniel drama: Ongoing. 🐾 #JusticeForTilly #DogLife #FunkyIndieCollective