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Whoah! I told the barista at Starbucks I was a furry and she drew me FREE furry art on my cup! She asked if I was going to TFF next year and offered to let me room with her! I should have asked for her FA, dang!
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BurgerDog™️
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31 | Male - He/Him ❤️@beefstrips❤️ | 🇺🇸 | Header image from @EestStreatDrug’s Cheap Thrills. pfp: @shutupjen_
Laredo, Texas Katılım Temmuz 2013
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If anyone has pictures with me at TFF, please upload them for me to see, I didn’t have a suit or anything, I was just some dude.
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I agree no politics in the fandom because they killed my husband and I don’t want that to happen again because pyrotechnics are expensive
G5Dime@G5dime
Do politics BELONG in the furry community?
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how american conservatives genuinely look at you when you ask them to actually conserve something in america
Natural Resources Democrats@NRDems
BREAKING: The Trump administration voted to let Big Oil ignore every endangered species protection in the Gulf of Mexico. In a single meeting, Trump's corrupt cabinet gave oil companies a free pass to kill endangered whales & sea turtles so they can drill without limits. 🧵
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O cara que pegou a cadeira nem percebeu o veio caindo KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Happy anniversary to me! 2 years have passed since my body played a cruel prank on me
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my favorite exchanges today 🙏🙏
🍂Riot/Dark🍂 (Semi-active, busy)@thermalmode_
acting like a white christian facebook mom on discord to piss off my friends for april fools
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(cant pick up my gun because my inventory is full)
Stupid bitch wife: Unequip your candle
Me: I need to be able to see down there, moron
Stupid bitch wife: Ok, then unequip your sleeping cap
Me: God, you really don't know anything about investigating strange noises do you
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I think the satire worked in GTA 4 because you play as a literal fresh of the boat immigrant who was immediately overstimulated by obnoxious American media, lifestyle, and Roman's bullshit .
Dream's Longest Day@Dreamboum
All GTA stories have something good to say but I really appreciate how GTA4 really took the time to be serious to talk about the death of the american dream. All aspects it parodies were politically pointed to unravel all of it as a farce and show the hardships of immigrant life
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Telling my kindergarten class that I made them some brownies on April Fools’ Day, never gets old.
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Unfortunately. My fursuit did not survive jumping in the pool. The chlorine must have completely dissolved the glue.
I am now in the market for another Dalmatian fursuit.
Comment below who should make Patch version 2!
#checkthedate
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“Penis-related statements” is definitely going to enter my daily lexicon.
SuperMega@supermega
Something came in the mail
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giancarlo stanton hates it when u click his google image
@SFGiantsMemes@SFGiantsMemer
Keaton Winn likes it when you click on his Google image.
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JFK IF HE WORKED AT A DINER: "We fry these eggs not over easy, but over hahhhhd"
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