Jordan D. Burger, J.D.

Challenge: Replace one word from the title of any Taylor Swift song with “Gay.” 🫡

@bettysgardenco @vigilante_swift I love how this shows up on my timeline literally right now 😂.

@vigilante_swift RUDE, ELON!! Mind if I get your contact info from Jordan?

@bettysgardenco I’m on dm limit so I’m not ignoring 😭 i just wanted to let you know hahah

@josh_asterley Yay!!!

Literally this. This is normal life for us. Music can be a hyper fixation. Something about the way a song is layered or the lyrics, whatever really. And if we’re not actually listening to it, it’s still playing in our minds and (personally) can just sing it out loud (like in the shower)

@MadiSP4321 @vigilante_swift Yeah, I mean, it’s a good reminder. But it sucks people were being really mean. You also had the right intentions, friend. The whole situation is just a whole unfortunate clusterfuck mess.

@miloknowsplaces @__theantihero__

@__theantihero__ 😭😭😭 why can’t we just be normal one (1) time

uhhh logged on for exciting happy vibes and all i can see is a vague anxiety inducing situation???? 😰 is everything okay?

I want everyone tweeting about “go to the police” to be so fucking for real right now. Police don’t do shit. They don’t do anything when you have actual evidence of stalking or harassment. But you think they’re gonna take this seriously?

DID YOU KNOW???👀 Using Ticketmaster won’t improve your chances of scoring tickets either, since they refuse to reinstate the rep era Taylor Swift Tix model that actually ensured tickets went into the hands of real fans and not resellers 🤗

8/9 IS 8 YEARS 9 MONTHS AND 13 DAYS SINCE 1989 OG RELEASE?? and 3208 days, 3+2+8=13 HER MIND 🤯

Preach bother. Also, she said night 1 (and has reiterated this more and more lately, bc she’s informed of Twitter going nuts): If the song (a) is missed up in anyway (eg., flubbing whole lyric: playing to chorus way to fast, etc.; or legging splits; and most importantly: She also said the rules for ANY Midnights songs. I have theories as to why tense this night but… can DM about that

i can’t believe people are complaining about getting a repeated song?! there truly is no pleasing this fandom, everyone has to simply complain about everything???

@theswift911 Oh nooo. So we both suffer. Why must Mother hurt us?!

@BurgerJordan Actually she didn’t. She sang fifteen instead of YAIL for my city. 😭

the one song I was waiting to hear live for years since 1989 tour and I’ll never get to hear it live 😭 THIS ONE HURTS SO BAD.

@theswift911 The pain is very, very deep 😭😭😭 The only thing that will maybe make up for it is if we get 1989 TV at the end of the week, and YAIL is included in the tour film.

@BurgerJordan Oh no!

That sounds sooooo perfect. Like what a freaking fantastic way to experience the film. Hopefully everything tasted great too? And I love the effort to make things colourful, and of course making the drinks pink! What a fun time! Whenever it hits streaming, I’m just inviting friends over for a Barbie Brunch Party.

I swear that Apple will have the Tour Film. They’re the ones who introduced 🩵 at the start of the Eras Tour. They’ve shared exclusive clips of the tour (and had her SNTV announcement as a “music video” included with the streaming album). And, they also did the 1989 WT Film. Midnights, to me, has felt like the “I couldn’t release 1989 due to a lawsuit, so here’s a more grown up version in an original album form.” Now these wristbands, 8/9 (and it’s colour on the tour poster), and the fact SoFi shared a 1989 TV pic…. Not to mention the double merch drop w/ SN, etc., WE ARE GETTING OUR 1989 TV so soon

8/9 hurry up!!! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

I think we’re definitely getting it. For SNTV, the stadium had “Taylor’s Version” but everything was in a violet kinda hue; for this stop, SoFi flat out put a 1989 TV pic in their PR push. Tay dropped the Merch together last year. It makes sense we’re about to get 1989 — and I can’t wait

The few shows before the Speak Now announcement there were frequent purple lights… and tonight they keep flashing blue.. 👀

@sondesix Gotta love the government and retailers. At least it seems like they used SF as the font … or Helvectia

@BurgerJordan Yeah, Indonesians love to do stuff like this to tech products. It’s annoying. By Indonesians, I mean Indonesian retailers/government.

My sister just bought her new iPhone 14 Pro Max... IN AUGUST.

@HersIs13Mines14 @vigilante_swift Wait and This Love. That’s basically tied with YAIL to me (and I weirdly consider them one song in my mind. But yall know I’m odd)

@HersIs13Mines14 @vigilante_swift Clean is god tier of excellence. My like “these are all the best, and mean so much to me personally” are Clean, NR, YAIL, Wildest Dreams, OOTW. Then the rest of the album is gold.

new romantics is the best song on 1989 btw

@vigilante_swift I will fight you… for me it’s YAIL; and then probs NR