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Hang it in the Louvre, there's apparently an opening. #Springboks ##FRAvsRSA #SiyaKolisi

Another robbery in Paris, this time live in front of 82,000 people. #FRAvsRSA #Louvre

France backing up their World Rugby ranking of 5th with a solid choke in a game, at home, which was there for the taking, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory Viva Le Blegh! #Springboks #SAvsFRA

Your announcement as Minister caught everyone by surprise, what's next from here? Aunty Pat :

People are calling you the Minister of Floor Crossing, and saying you lied to GOOD party voters, how do you respond to that? Aunty Pat:

Congratulations! How does it feel to have pulled off one of the biggest surprises ever? #CabinetAnnouncement Aunty Pat:

Mbaks is back, unbelievable. Minister of Pimp My Ride. #CabinetAnnouncement

Helen Zille when she heard Aunty Pat's name called out by Cyril. #CabinetAnnouncement

My neighbor just saw me singing along to Taylor Swift's "Me" in the Dischem queue, so yeah, I have to sell my house and move now.

Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

When you want to make a lekker sandwich but someone put the peanut butter in the fridge.

@anthraxza @supersonicfibre 🤦‍♂️

@supersonicfibre @Burgerboxx 👀

Finding a fibre package that suits you is super simple with #SupersonicFibre. Sometimes, figuring out Emoji’s isn’t so simple. #FibreMadeSimple.

Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought

Me retweeting all my old tweets onto your timeline.

Love the Counting Crows 😍

@Daveylevinsohn @MovesLikeDragan ________ 👅👍🏻

I'm this old

@Ann_Mari_H There were 2 gangs.

@Burgerboxx Can we just take a moment to talk about the aerobics tannies. I’m sure that they are in their 30s? Are they? Why sid people look so much older then?

@JacquesMaree73 @MovesLikeDragan It's the OG. Double Dragon. Found a machine in New York in a hot dog place and played till I couldn't feel my fingers. #GoodTimes

@MovesLikeDragan @Burgerboxx I'm pretty sure it's Double Dragon. That (and the Rygar machine that stood alongside it) were the only reasons to visit my local corner cafe in the mid 80's.

@Captain_Zeee You get what you pay for. If you buy, you buy for life. Pity it takes a lifetime to afford everything you want though. 😭

I want AAAALL of Le Creuset's meringue coloured cookware. By far my favourite colour of theirs. Why must they cost so muuuch?!?! 😭