TheBurningPonies

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TheBurningPonies

TheBurningPonies

@BurningPonies

One day in the presence of our past, the Burning Ponies created themselves. The procreation of ones self is a distinguishable process that involves self fert...

Mercury Katılım Aralık 2011
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TheBurningPonies
TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
Sam's club IS a place to lose your child in.
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Landscaper Tip: Never unroll a garden hose unless you are fully prepared to roll it back up.
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I just put two bucks in this thing!
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
Use what you believe should never be written.
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"These are like really nice chords and nobody is listening!" - Burning
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
My mother says you NEED air conditioning and I say you NEED a lobotomy.
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
I like high fives. I just don't like the effects of high fives.
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
Knights of Columbus are roaming the streets. They all look like a cross breed between John Candy and Rick Moranis.
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
We ain't listen to nothing but Lynyrd Skynyrd and Jesus around these parts.
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
There's entertainment, and then there's being burned alive.
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
"Jim, if you lick me... I quit the band." -Giancarlo
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
Sam's club is not a place to lose your child in.
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
Cut your hair, mostly grows back. Get your arm chewed off, shark attack.
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
@LeahLovecat Great thanks to you for your kind words and your beautiful ear drums. You inspire our hearts and intrigue our cerebral cortex.
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Marco
Marco@marco_urbano·
The burning ponies killed last night, it was such a great show @BurningPonies
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Sondre Lerche
Sondre Lerche@SondreLerche·
Meanwhile in Norway: Brunost Fire Shuts Tunnel
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TheBurningPonies@BurningPonies·
Stealin' pizza and pissing on fitness vans.
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Where have all the Paula Cole's gone?
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