Burnskizzy

Dignity: gone Golden goose’s: on Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

@lanaswhtmstng Yeah go ahead. And once you say your reasoning, have fun receiving nothing from the player. You selfish no life

i would publicly divorce a man who went to the wh if i was a nhl wag but that’s just me…

@LeafErikzen You’re a loser

Trade him. I don't give a fuck if it's for a bag of used pucks, I want the spineless pedophile supporter gone.

Agreeing with you here triple double. No reason to decline the president. Some people need to stop acting so tough and need to look at views in other peoples shoes

@heatdaddy69420 Okay Rob, after being in that situation. You more sold on Jersey Mikes or Chipotle?

I just walked into a chipotle and first thing I hear is someone say “eat my ass” and then another employee says “you can’t leave you have to eat that here” and then the other one shouted back “suck my ass bitch.” 2 employees in a absolute pissing match at 9 pm on a Tuesday. That was so fucking cool I’ve never seen that before. It went on and on until I checked out too. One of them apologized to me about it and I said “that’s baseball” which I usually wouldn’t have said but it slipped out. What a night at chipper. Usually don’t come to this place but I’m sold, I will be back.

@oliviakrolczyk_ please marry me. You’re my dream girl now after seeing your account and how you treat the mentally ill (gays and trans) people

@LambeauLurker I think the clearest fumble ever was when I had Beckie Hill ready to jump on it and I told her I had a girlfriend

Clearest fumble ever🤣🤣🤣

@lady_valor_07 Maybe the strip club

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@JTBH77 @taylorxxfarms Appreciate it my man! I’m one lucky man to have this kind of relationship

@taylorxxfarms I must say I'm jealous as hell of the man who left those prints on the leggings. Got himself two handfulls!!! Well played good sir, well played.

Farm girls in leggings are the combo you didn’t know you needed

Imagine a Friday night out with the boys. Trying to figure out where to get pinned… “fellas loaded goat”. Just sounds like a recipe for a disaster or a great time

@Bigtimesonkkk @livewithnoregrt Couldn’t agree more. Or at least send those fuckers to an island with no food

@livewithnoregrt Gays @Burnskizzy7

delete one thing from this world?

@spittinchiclets @ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 I’m hoping this is normal for Pink Whitney to turn white/clear and smell like rotten sour lemonade

@J_Swish24 talk to me. Where’s your chin getting untucked tonight in Green Bay/De Pere?

Bad news for the town…girlfriend left me for a better man. Wife just texted me saying I can’t see the kids tomorrow. Guess I’m about to make a parlay tonight. Taking the money line on getting blasted. Over 9.5 drinks in 2 hours. With a little player prop of 0 girls talked to

@J_Swish24 Swish fella, Burn Skizz here. Met you on the podcast. If you come to the chin of De Pere, will personally show you around

Green Bay.. talk to me.. it’s been a minute since I got front row Lynyrd Skynyrd type drunk in this beautiful town. What’s the move tonight? Is Anduzzi’s still the play? Should I make my way to the chin of De Pere and muck it up on the St. Norbert’s campus? I’ll hang up 📞📞 -93.1

@LambeauLurker What are your thoughts about Jordan Morgan on the line? First rounder and I felt like he hasn’t done much

Can’t sleep… thinking about special teams

@stoolpresidente Dave’s face looks like he shit himself and his mom asked if he did it, and he turns, smiles, and says no

They said I wouldn’t be able to eat the whole thing. I said Utah get me 2! #chefmichaels #captainscut #primeribnight #fat

Hate to say it, but you might find the name "Burn David Skizzy" on the Epstein Files... sorry mom, I just wanted to party rock. #Clintonskilledhim

@MaxHomasexual Some girl asked me to grab Espresso Martini's with her. Sent her a photo of my tin and ask "these work just fine, thanks though". She hasn't texted me back

Are we gonna keep playing eye tag or are you gonna holla at your boy?!

@Bigtimesonkkk Usually I make the girl who slept over do it in the morning, but on occasion when I do, I do feel a little fruity

Is making your bed a little gay? Just did it for the first time and I feel a bit fruity