MarmotCalledAlan

I get the feeling Donald Trump and Mike Pence came up with "Space Force" at an over sugared, overexcited sleepover.

Absolute personality vacuum that is #Goodmorningbritain

#Goodmorningbritain Kwazi Kwateng crashed the economy in about 3 days. How unqualified do you have to be to be a talking head?!

#GMB Kwazi Kwateng crashed the economy in about 3 days. How unqualified do you have to be to be a talking head?!

Magician wanker that did no magic came 2nd! Dopey cunts who vote #bgt

Simon uses such technical musical terms like "kicked in". #bgt

The audience must have brain worms. Screaming and wolf whistling a choir! #bgt

Longing for more! What did you want to see? Her swinging off his bellend! #bgt

Feels like something you'd see in a German Sex Dungeon #bgt

What for the final he'll swing her off his Prince Albert #bgt

Elsa was dutty wining! Are you sure KSI?! #bgt

The cutaway to his family utterly ashamed. Generational aura loss. #bgt

KSI has the brain of a walnut. #bgt

This is worse than a beheading. #bgt

I bet Mr Cherry is more entertaining than the last act though. Probably more talent too. #bgt

Darren Brown if he had suffered a major head trauma. #bgt

The Japanese man who farted out a candle last year was better than that. #bgt

There aren't enough words to express how much I despise this shit act. Zero magic involved. #bgt

The magic acts are such a time sink. Get in with some magic. 5 mins in and he's just waffled about his family as if we care. #bgt

What happened the the other lad thst worked in the law firm?! #homesunderthehammer