Burrow

NOW I CAN FINALLY BE FREE OF THE CONSTRAINTS OF BEING FOLLOWED BY IRL FRIENDS

I need to work out only the clanking of iron can lower the voices but I hurt my knee terribly playing volley ugh

Open search for people that want to play helldivers with me (I only use fire stratagems and am very nice on voice chat)

Trials and tribulations ass year

Experiencing microagressions at work

When I die then you will realize how important my Spotify links were

My computer broke, almost lost my left eye, lost my AirPods, my pet is sick, travel plans cancelled, card declined, maybe I should kill myself

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Got so distraught that i had to enter the restroom and hit this pose in the dark

Trying to push myself on my leg day and I’m THIS CLOSE to puking from exhaustion

Making my friend listen to 2009 industrial German songs while he helps me clean my garage Love some free labor

I hate taking off my workout clothes and put on WORKING clothes it’s too hot let me stay semi naked please

Only 45 minutes and I can go home com my lunch and deep clean my apartment

Lady at the supermarket said my left hand is very nice and that I look “pinky and healthy” but refrained from answering when I asked about my right one

@livinginsoup Not really his mother was a excommunicated nun I couldn’t be holier even if I tried

@Burrow_bboy that is the opposite of going to church I think

Lying to your coworkers is the best thing you can do to maintain the best relationship like yeah my weekend was nice i went to the church (was having gay sex)

Normalize returning to toxic people if they make you horny enough

Calling my best friend to complain at 8:45 on a Monday yeah I’m locked in again

Love coming to work 1 hour earlier and NO ONE is here even tho I’ve been asked to come earlier 🤙🏻

DUDE I’m so fucking tired I need to go on vacation again (been working for 6 days)