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@bored2die if butts worked where they got big when you needed to poop because the bigness was them filling up with poop then this lady would need to poop so fucking bad

@ApexGemHunter @Taurock What's your read on the intent here big guy?

@Taurock This guy is clearly racist but I've never understood why black people get to have this one word they can say but others cant? It's fucking stupid! We should be able to say whatever we like. It's the intent that should matter not the word itself!

Someone is going to get hurt very soon smh. Shit ain't worth it fr.

walking into an office and giving the manager a firm handjob

@NM3tals @facetedcarapace I assume they are asking for it, not that that exactly inspires confidence

@BushW1zard @facetedcarapace Yeah but it just adds another layer of potential error. Why had a trained doctor ask a notoriously inaccurate computer program how to do their job at all?

Heard coworkers complaining our employer blocked ChatGPT on the hospital wifi. They don't realize they are lucky there is at least one institution in their life trying to save them from their own laziness and ineptitude.

@Fredward3948576 Getting reincarnated as a beetle is doom in the first place. Only thing worse would the dung version

A beetle, unaware of how deep in karmic debt it is, begins its journey across a highway. At this moment, an Amazon Prime truck driver hurtles down the road, distracted as he hastily situates his company-mandated catheter.

@kinzukee Does this damage the lambo?

Her insurance is gonna shoot her in both kneecaps when she calls

@CuckservativeII @frenbilt Kick the chair brother it's over

Many hilarious replies from spiritually black people. "Hurr the left lane is fer passin!" - I never said it wasn't, but your time preference at the keyboard had your fingers responding to words your broken groid brain had yet to fully process. - The left lane is not for passing at 15 mph over the speed limit. It's not for passing at 1 mph over the speed limit. What it is for, is passing at any speed within the road's posted range. - Spiritually black drivers don't understand this and believe the left lane goes to the fastest car, as if it's a NASCAR trophy because they are children. - It's also completely true that spiritually black drivers severely overestimate their driving ability which works well with overestimations of their intelligence and overestimations of their entitlement to the left lane. You are not a good enough driver to be going that fast, so stop. (Black SUV's lane change proves this) - Spiritually black drivers have to go fast because they are incapable of allotting an appropriate amount of time to arrive at their destination. They are often running behind because they are generally irresponsible, as indicated by their behavior on public roads. - Only a spiritually black driver would side with someone willing to cause harm to other drivers on the road over a minor inconvenience (even if we extend these people the courtesy of interpreting a 17 second dashcam clip the way they'd like, when all we see at the start of the video is spiritually black driver riding a foot off the bumper of another car at highway speed, then coming close to wiping out 4 other vehicles, closing down an interstate, causing thousands in property damage, possible loss of life and limb, and disrupting the travel of hundreds more people) An added effect of America coaling-out in regards to the makeup of its population is the total enshittification of the roads. Even the founding stock, fully immersed in so much 3rd world driving is beginning to adopt subhuman behaviors behind the wheel.

The SUV is more dangerous to society than any left lane camper

@frenbilt @Xaekai Hall monitor ass response

@NM3tals @facetedcarapace I have a feeling it's still the docs fault legally, they would be responsible for signing off

@facetedcarapace I dont trust it. An algorithm that auto fills is one thing. But asking a computer with no sense of nuance to input is messy and scary. Humans can be accountable for error computers can't. So people will die and its "nobody's fault"

@RealAlexJones WERE GONNA RID YOU OF YOUR SKIN FOR TIM TIM NEEDS YOUR SKIN SKINSKINSKINSKIN

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

@RepRobertGarcia They've been "coming" for weeks can you guys do literally anything??

We have heard nothing from Pam Bondi or her legal team. She didn't show up for her scheduled deposition, and half of the Epstein files are still unreleased. We are left with no choice. Contempt charges are coming.

@SenateGOP condemn these nuts pussy

Senate Democrats are expected to disagree with Republicans. But cheering for our enemy, especially for a regime that has killed so many American citizens, is beyond the pale. Democrats in Congress ought to condemn this disgusting remark.

@Nutguy2100 So he shamelessly slurped up trump to buy another couple months of being paralyzed and whining on the internet? Winning!

@BushW1zard That is simply not an option for the type of cancer Scott had unfortunately

Betraying Trump gets you a lot of thumbs up on Twitter and some extra ad revenue on your podcast, but when you need something real you'll always regret it. Scott Adams was rewarded premium healthcare for his heroic patriotism, Alex Jones and many podcasters will fade away.

@Nutguy2100 Idk not dying or something

@BushW1zard Yeah, he got to live for a couple more months than he otherwise would have, what else can you ask for

@Howlingmutant0 @Nutguy2100 @RightAnon4547 Yeah they sued him cus trump and definitely not lying about and encouraging the torment of people who’s kids got slaughtered

@Nutguy2100 @RightAnon4547 I get what you mean but I still wouldn’t celebrate this, they definitely went after jones because he was pro trump at the time and it’s insane they sued him for like a billion dollars and destroyed his entire company

@CameronVogt4 @Organize_CA WAKE UP MAN FOR GODS SAKE

@Organize_CA If you think republicans would’ve been different I got a bridge in the desert to sell ya

Democrats have a THREE-QUARTERS supermajority in the CA legislature and they just killed the single-payer universal health care bill, aka CalCare. Democratic leadership, both statewide and national, are corporate controlled and have ZERO vision. We need new, bold leadership!

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?