Bushwick Bill

@willdefries These dudes are 100% the coolest kids at school

Egg quiche for Sunday brunch Read a fucking book

@Degen_CPA These women have worse standards than us men. Men are disgusting

Those who really believe all women all go for the top 5% have never seen the Are We Dating the Same Guy Facebook groups.

@mahaaaay #SHRINK

all boobs are real

@WestsideLAGuy Most girls sniff me out as far right Then i tell them im moderate The legs spread themselves Works every time

Damm it. Looks like I have to play “pretend to be a liberal” again.

@b1gdumb1diott Go to Wrigleyville

I need to find extremely white people who will play pickleball with me in Chicago

@kswizzlein Prove it

can’t participate in tiny natural thursdays with these fat honkers on me :(

I blacked out at Mets opening day yesterday Just woke up to this pleasant surprise Happy Friday

@MurrayHillGuy1 Williamsburg is NOT S tier, A tier at best (I currently live in the burg) Bushwick belongs in B tier no arguments there Bed-Stuy is slept on - sneaky B tier for ball knowers If you weren’t MHG - what tier would Murray Hill fall in?

NYC Area Tier List S Tier: Murray Hill West Village SoHo Williamsburg A Tier: Lower East Side East Village Meatpacking District Flatiron Greenpoint Astoria B Tier: Upper East Side Upper West Side Bushwick Long Island City Park Slope DUMBO Gramercy Fidi C Tier: Kips Bay Hell’s Kitchen Chelsea Harlem Bed-Stuy Forest Hills D Tier: Midtown Financial District Red Hook Sunset Park Jackson Heights Bronx Little Italy F Tier: Times Square Penn Station Area Roosevelt Island Brownsville East New York Staten Island

@blondspit Goodnight Sonny’s shishito peppas? You are a ball knower my friend

The french onion soup reviews continue with an odd but excellent competitor for the crown: Goodnight Sonny. Actual 9.5/10. Almost perfect tbh

Livvy Dunne was seen Snapchatting Brent Baty in the bottom of the first inning, per @TMZ

@TMathSports Did i just become a cubs fan?

GO CUBS GO

@blondspit Unfortunately

@millycoors My guy behind the grill had his A game today

@BushwickBilll Great cross section there Bill

Im going to fuck this sandwich.

@blondspit People think you are joking, but this is the only way to do it

Breaking in my new man by blacking out with him and my friends

How about now?

@HullAndHeritage This is as heavy as i will go

you know, i don't actually mind fat black chicks like this

Just a white boy and his breakfast burrito

@NatyyWade Hi Natalie, appreciate you checking in - unfortunately this picture was taken by an associate of mine and sent to me - I cannot claim as my own

@BushwickBilll Hi, I am a journalist at AFP. Did you take this photo? If so, can we have your permission to use it for our coverage with credit to you?

Large fire in midtown Manhattan around 43rd and Madison - please stay safe