Kurt Donald Cobain

Are you in legal trouble? Are you in a crime you didn’t commit? Or simply need business tips? Stop on by Kurt Cobain’s Lawyer Defence Agency and I’ll get you out in less than five minutes. (WARNING: KURT ISN’T LEGALLY ALLOWED TO GET YOU OUT LESS THEN FIVE MINUTES.)

I’ve yet to actually make a successful stock trade. But, I’m doing well in the lawyer industry…Kinda.

@Doctor_Oleksei Stop forcing me to pay your taxes Spectre. Please help, he forces me to pay his taxes send help

//OUT OF CHARACTER: Where did all of you come from?! I made one post, go to bed, and I wake up and find out I have a lot of people following me!?!? I guess I’ll have to do something about it… Ask me, Elliot (yes this is my real name), anything, and I’ll respond as Spectre\\

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Forever in debt to my priceless advice of business. Also, have a good weekend. Unless you work for or over the weekend then I wish you luck.

@M1sterAbbi33 Taxes

good morning, how are y'all

@Doctor_Oleksei I pay your Taxes

You came back, didn’t you? What is it that makes you come back to me? The fear? The pain? The feeling of my eyes on you? The way my hand feels around your heart, beating in a way that makes you feel it at the back of your throat? Why is it?

Money

@ive_arc Not paying your taxes can get you into legal trouble. And that Smells like a lawsuit

@Tekeee I agree. Invest carefully or get into legal trouble. And that Smells like a lawsuit

So real 🤣

@Steezehuman Just invest into the stock market carefully

Be honest

@ShitpostReels Smells like teen spirit and also a lawsuit

@mrseironishere Smells like a lawsuit

he just misunderstood something, right.....? #FPE #fundamentalpapereducation

@neppy Smells like a lawsuit

"I'll just quit my 9-5, get into crypto and become a millionaire"

Remember to do your taxes. Or Get into legal trouble with the government. And that Smells like a lawsuit.

I’m not like them, but I can pretend. You probably think you’re dumb for getting into legal trouble. Well, it depends if you got yourself into it, or you’re completely innocent. Now, that Smells like a lawsuit. The day is done, and I had fun.

Hello, hello, hello, how low are you in business struggles? Well, just remember to invest carefully in stocks, and don’t invest into really small stocks. Since that’s a gamble. But, Everyone gambles. That’s a denial, a denial, a denial, denial, and Smells like a lawsuit.

@FishNchips42 Fish

[ Int bait cuz yes ] " jus a bit more " [ He was drawing something not being aware of his surroundings seems he was just in his own little world ] [ He would Then look at you ] " Huh?, Oh hewwo "

@TotallyyRobby Smells like a lawsuit

Demi or Thavel accidentally leaked the password like a week ago, cause they're both laughably clueless. Anyone can access the Wi-Fi now. Problem now is that since literally everybody is using it, its so damn slow. Its basically just rounds up to being unusable again.

@CandiCandi27776 Smells like a lawsuit

I think way too much about katieverse and its lore but one thing I like to think about is how on earth aiden gets the money I GOT 3 IDEAS TO WHAT SHE DOES 1.pickpocketing off of corpses. 2. Dark web. 3.selling animal meat. #fpe #fundementalpapereducation #katieverse

@found_it_funny Smells like a lawsuit