Busted_Auction

Consulting is just banking for ppl that can’t do math

I’m genuinely surprised that so many jacked people are pretty unsuccessful professionally. It’s such a disciplined based journey, even if you’re on 💩, I would think it would transfer to other areas of life

How do I get on the “dark” web. Want to check it out

Everyone ever looks like a bitch standing around hunched over in their phone **sent from iPhone 17 pro

@Coffee__Capital That’s what they told me to do

@BustedAuction CoPilot within Teams

My company just blocked ChatGPT and I don’t know how to do work anymore

I feel like I’ve been redlining life for too long

My kids school has been canceled every day this week - has not even been below freezing in +24 hours. It’s legit +50 out rn. And they keep blowing me up about this auction thing this weekend. Read the room bro

Curious. Do yall carry?

I know the excel financials nvr tie to the cim, but… I mean, I’d at least expect cim figures to be in the right year. I blame ai

@bankingslut Dude ozempic ppl are skinny fat. Generally, they look like shit imo. The real way to party and stay lean & hacked is ❄️ on the weekends, but that comes with its own set of issues

@BustedAuction Take ozempic problem solved

Imagine how out of control society would be if you could eat whatever you wanted and rage 24/7 without getting fat and ugly. I feel like everyone my age that’s into health is really bc they liked being attractive more than partying

This is pure meathead wisdom

Dude - I just watched 2 fast 2 furious for the first time and that was absolutely sick

The pivot from M&A to PE backed ELT is on track

@whatstheTAM Yeah man. Especially work. Feels like it matters a lot more now

@BustedAuction Work as well?

Having a family, specifically a kid, is a performance enhancing drug. I am literally better at everything I do. Knowing I have someone watching me to learn how to be a human and knowing I have a family the counts on me raises the bar

@AngadRandhawa I think it’s great bc it feels organic and real

@BustedAuction wait until you come across a "you bet'cha" guy

I have a pretty senior person in my org that’s a “you bet” guy.. and I absolutely love everything about it

I had a buddy in banking that called sending out a deck without checking it “merging without looking” and he’s an MD at serious boutique now. Sup dude - I hope you see this

It takes all the power in me to restrain from commenting “ai?” on all these 4 paragraph LinkedIn posts. Nobody cares dude