Busted_Auction

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Busted_Auction

Busted_Auction

@BustedAuction

Special Situation PE | Trying Not to Get Fired So I Don’t Have to Work in Corp Dev | UPDATE: Not Fired, Working in Corp Dev

Katılım Mayıs 2021
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Consulting is just banking for ppl that can’t do math
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I’m genuinely surprised that so many jacked people are pretty unsuccessful professionally. It’s such a disciplined based journey, even if you’re on 💩, I would think it would transfer to other areas of life
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How do I get on the “dark” web. Want to check it out
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Everyone ever looks like a bitch standing around hunched over in their phone **sent from iPhone 17 pro
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My company just blocked ChatGPT and I don’t know how to do work anymore
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I feel like I’ve been redlining life for too long
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My kids school has been canceled every day this week - has not even been below freezing in +24 hours. It’s legit +50 out rn. And they keep blowing me up about this auction thing this weekend. Read the room bro
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Curious. Do yall carry?
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I know the excel financials nvr tie to the cim, but… I mean, I’d at least expect cim figures to be in the right year. I blame ai
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@bankingslut Dude ozempic ppl are skinny fat. Generally, they look like shit imo. The real way to party and stay lean & hacked is ❄️ on the weekends, but that comes with its own set of issues
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Imagine how out of control society would be if you could eat whatever you wanted and rage 24/7 without getting fat and ugly. I feel like everyone my age that’s into health is really bc they liked being attractive more than partying
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This is pure meathead wisdom
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Dude - I just watched 2 fast 2 furious for the first time and that was absolutely sick
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The pivot from M&A to PE backed ELT is on track
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Having a family, specifically a kid, is a performance enhancing drug. I am literally better at everything I do. Knowing I have someone watching me to learn how to be a human and knowing I have a family the counts on me raises the bar
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I have a pretty senior person in my org that’s a “you bet” guy.. and I absolutely love everything about it
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I had a buddy in banking that called sending out a deck without checking it “merging without looking” and he’s an MD at serious boutique now. Sup dude - I hope you see this
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It takes all the power in me to restrain from commenting “ai?” on all these 4 paragraph LinkedIn posts. Nobody cares dude
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