@FaZeMew *Insert past due bills here so my cellphone can stay on while I drive over the road to make up for a month and a half of training without a job*
It was on this day, exactly 1 year ago, that I was clinically considered dead. No pulse due to a massive seizure for over 3 minutes, while on vacation with my now wife, family, and everyone at the resort in Mexico. #dead#literally#nopulse#clinicallydead#deceased#stillalive
34 years young tomorrow, another massive motorcycle accident in the books, and maybe 4 friends in my life that give a shit....doin pretty good I'd say!
@Twitch Jokes on you, I removed them all for being absent and useless 99% of the time. Plus, who needs mods when you have 3 monitors and a perfectly solid .5avg viewership?
Hey @NHL_On_TNT Keep sucking off the Wild, fucking pathetic man. Nobody ever has had faith in the @StLouisBlues except for their home town. Fuck off and guaranteed no reply
Once again, the shitty fucking #government and even bigger piece of shit #IRS has fucked me out of thousands in my tax return. Answer the fucking phone or leave me on hold, I don't care because this is money WE need that you wrongfully took. "Short staffed, blah blah blah."
Sorry for the trash game @Dubsfn last night, but hopefully this quick clip makes up for it a little - twitch.tv/bustedjunk/cli…
Also, thanks for bringing that crew in, the 2 subs, 2 follows, and the $100 dono from Waffles really made my day after the shit week we've had.
Is anyone else sick and fucking tired of the spam accounts on #instagram telling you to promote your posts on whatever the fuck account? Yeah? Me too...fuck'em.