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Vaidehi Murthy
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@rameshsrivats Not sure if I should turn to face reading, or palm reading, or facepalm reading.
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What's all this fuss about Vijay bringing in his astrologer.
After all, the whole state has decided that their future depends on a star.
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Among the most brilliant accounts on Twitter. She has a gift.
Pretty much wondering how it must be in their head, looking for connections and patterns.
Total pun for us though.
Vaidehi Murthy@ButVai
Technically, anyone in a long distance relationship practices Judaism.
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Technically, anyone in a long distance relationship practices Judaism.
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In the world of high speed broadband, a slow internet connection is always refreshing.
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If you're issuing bus tickets part-time, you have a binary state because you are a semiconductor.
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@ButVai aurat farming is what they doing in the handmaids tale
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@ButVai True madam, they ought to be very demure, very mindful about their hydration habits.
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@NKamathHouseMgr I'd ask them to drink lots of water, but it'd probably make them run to delulu.
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@ButVai Precisely, madam. Some simply cannot stan the heat.
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@NKamathHouseMgr No wonder they're checking out each other's drips.
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@ButVai In these summers madam, no cap has them cooked.
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One of the underrated Indian punsters @ButVai
Kudos also to the eclectic taste of the quizmaster
Vaidehi Murthy@ButVai
You either die a shitposting account, or live long enough to be cited as cultural literacy.
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You either die a shitposting account, or live long enough to be cited as cultural literacy.
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Yes, the word is from idli.
ukdicha modak@kalshitkalshi
benne dosa mein ‘benne’ ka matlab kya hai? isn’t that a italian word?
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@wvmediaa Nykaa ambassador at a Tira event.
Yup. Sounds like the Ambanis.
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Mildly disappointed that Samay Raina's special wasn't called FIR milenge.
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