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Vaidehi Murthy
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Brilliant multilingual puns:
Mixing languages.... 🤔🤭😅😂
When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised.
My Urdu is Behtar than your English.
I wanted to marry a Photo Journalist, par PAPARAZZI nahi hue.
Why is vegetarian food not very popular? Simply because it doesn’t have मांस appeal.
Ghosts have their own ATMA-SPHERE.
Who called it family planning and not जनration?
People with paunch want to show that they have a well 'तोंड (toned) body.
I had sore throat once. It took me few vicks to recover..
Last night I had an extra spicy garlic chutney. This morning I learnt my lehsun.
Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked "where are you feeling the pain?"
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw
I really don't care who takes bath daily. It स्नान of my business.
"Kya tujhe hammer se darr lagta hai?"
"Ha-thodasa."
#Masti
😀😂😀
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@ButVai Not sure. But when Princess Kate visits Uttarakhand she does become Ranikhet.
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