Jacob

@FBGreatMoments @BubbieStuff fart shoot

Name a tight end nobody remembers who was actually elite.

@marcuslemonis Do you own your farts?

Do you own a home?

@Kurrco Promise that you will sing about me

Kendrick Lamar for The New York Times 📸

@broobons Why

what is the opposite of what

@LeadingReport Typical commie!

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani declares a “budget crisis,” asks for a state bailout.

@FearedBuck Agreeable

Kendrick Lamar has been named the greatest vocalist in hip hop history by Consequence, and 20th overall across all genres.

@Sportsnet Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time but it ain’t goin away

"I have been fully committed to this team, to this city, and it's becoming a distraction, frustrating to deal with." Brady Tkachuk shares his thoughts on the speculation regarding his future in Ottawa.

@puckempire Deny deny deny

Brady Tkachuk is fed up with the trade rumours.

@YahooSports Both legacy’s are safe they’ll be boys when it’s all said and done

LeBron spoke on Michael Jordan’s influence on him 🤝 Nothing but respect ❤️

@LalimesMartian His brother showing up in the city really helps is claims

"I've never shown, I've never said any of those things, quite honestly it's getting frustrating .. I've been fully committed to this team, this city" - Brady Tkachuk

@Lane_Kiffin You’re so sick man

If I haven’t gotten back to you ……. 😢

@TMZ Wonder how her minge is

😳 Lisa Kudrow says the "Friends" writers were horny, harsh and way out of line. Details: tmz.me/v7IlKcx

@budweiserusa Fart. No, poop. Actually no ya, fart.

Order a beer in the replies without using the word "beer"

@stephenasmith Notice how republicans is kept separate from the orange

Whose rhetoric has contributed MOST to the current climate of political violence in America?

@BizNasty2point0 Billy “collusion” Garin. Put that in your lightsaber and fart it

Minny with some insurance from Big Sexy. What a pick up by Billy G.

@BarstoolBigCat Cat Big, long time farter first time sniffer. What’s this even changing? Don’t follow flowerball but don’t they already have a billion teams in March madness? Hence the madness? Sniffed out

The only way this doesn’t suck is if they made it mandatory to include more mid majors. But we all know it’s going to be a bunch of mid big conference schools

@MikeGrinnell_ @spittinchiclets @GameNotesBud Disgrace you guys have never had Bobby “ 🐐 “ Orr on but give the mumbling alcoholic American all the time in the world. You’re from Boston figure it out. #fart

99 has joined @GameNotesBud

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Biz40 promo code on the mic?

🇨🇦 🤝 🇺🇸

@RearAdBsBlog @NHL_On_TNT Biz is literally just Don cherry 2.0

Either Liam or Biz is gonna stuff that air horn up Ace’s arse before the post-season is dunzo. @NHL_On_TNT

@CraigBaird Not a hall of fame lock according to @ryanwhitney6

Happy birthday to Jonathan Toews, born on this day in 1988 in Winnipeg! In his career so far, he has won three Stanley Cups, the Conn Smythe, the Frank J. Selke, the Mark Messier Leadership Award, and played in six All-Star Games. In 1,145 games, he has 911 points.