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@BuyTheBarOut
bing chilling 🍦 Masters in conviction.
Xing China Katılım Şubat 2017
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@BuyTheBarOut @sportsrage Yeah. Take a D with massive questions instead. Good call.
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@BarstoolChief Stenberg won’t fall to 4. More likely Chicago and sharks make a deal to swap picks. Chicago takes Stenberg at 2
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The next billion-dollar meme won’t follow the typical playbook.
It won't be forced.
It won’t need explaining.
It won't be something we've seen 100 times.
It’ll stand out.
Something people rally behind.
Something that hits deeper than just a meme.
A narrative.
A movement. A belief system.
The kind of coin that makes people feel like they’re part of something bigger
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@ASchwartzPoker @fr_aquilini @Canucks Agreed. Plz @fr_aquilini do not hire Dorion. Nobody in Vancouver wants this.
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Hello @fr_aquilini a quick request from @Canucks fans:
Please do not hire Pierre Dorion as our GM. Don't want to put him on blast, but he was a disaster in Ottawa
So many great candidates but the fans want Ryan Johnson at the helm!
Sincerely,
Us
Plz R/T so he might see this
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@IcedKnife That’s like asking if the alphabet still exists solana:89S7oVB4hui8ceJqhHreWB7fcxdthfvoB7z2pfJtpump Bing Chilling 🍦
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What if we all just focused on sending one coin
Cryptoshi@0xCryptoshi
What if we all just focused on sending one coin
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ok so my dentist gave me laughing gas today. nitrous oxide. NITROUS. OXIDE. and i was lying there in the chair. floating. feeling like a balloon. and my dentist is doing something in my mouth. i don't know what. i don't care. i'm too high to care. and my brain. my BROKEN brain. starts thinking. about the alphabet. obviously. because that's where my brain goes now. the alphabet is the default state of my consciousness.
and i had a thought. a HORRIBLE thought. a thought i can't unthink. a thought that has been with me since i woke up from the gas and that thought is this.
the alphabet is the only thing i've ever fully completed.
think about it. THINK ABOUT IT. i learned the alphabet. all 26 letters. fully. completely. forever. i KNOW the alphabet. i can recite it backwards if i have to. with effort. but i can do it. the alphabet is COMPLETE in my brain. it's a finished project. a delivered product. there is nothing left to learn about the alphabet. i mastered it. at age 4. and never had to think about it again.
what else have i completed. what other PROJECT in my entire 34 years on earth have i fully completed. let me think. let me really think.
college. half completed. dropped out. partial credit.
novel. started 4 of them. completed zero. one of them is on my hard drive titled "untitled novel draft 1" and it's been there for 11 years.
learning spanish. duolingo says i'm at level 3. duolingo has been saying i'm at level 3 for 6 years. duolingo gave up on me. the OWL gave up on me.
gym membership. signed up. went 3 times. paid for 4 years.
instagram side hustle. 2 posts. account abandoned.
starting a podcast. bought the microphone. it's still in the box.
every single project. UNFINISHED. abandoned. partial. except the alphabet. the alphabet i COMPLETED. and i didn't even WANT to complete it. my mom MADE me. my mom forced me to complete the alphabet and now it's the only complete thing in my life. the alphabet is my ONE achievement. the alphabet is the thing i will put on my tombstone. "here lies a man who knew the alphabet from start to finish." that's my legacy. that's what i contributed to the world. mastery of A through Z.
and you know what else. the alphabet doesn't even appreciate it. you know what i mean. the alphabet doesn't CARE that i learned it. the alphabet doesn't celebrate me. there's no certificate. no diploma. no graduation ceremony for completing the alphabet. i did the only thing i've ever fully completed in my life and there was no reward. just the next 30 years of using the alphabet for everything i would ever do without ever being thanked for the labor of LEARNING it in the first place.
i should be receiving royalties. i learned the alphabet. and now every word i speak USES the alphabet. i'm a USER. i'm a CONSUMER. but i also did the LABOR of learning the product. that's like working at a factory and also being a customer of the factory. i'm both. i'm an alphabet employee AND an alphabet customer. and my employer (the alphabet) has never once paid me for my labor. i did the onboarding. i did the training. i learned the entire system and the system has compensated me with NOTHING.
this is exploitation. this is BIG ALPHABET. they took my childhood labor and gave me nothing in return. just the privilege of using letters. for free. forever. as if that's a fair trade. it's not a fair trade. i deserve EQUITY. equity in the alphabet. and the only way to get equity in the alphabet is to BUYabcdefg. that's the dividend. that's the back pay. that's what the alphabet OWES me for 30 years of unpaid labor using its product.
i'm going to buy more. i'm going to buy more abcdefg. but i'm not going to call it "buying." i'm going to call it "collecting back pay." i'm collecting back pay from the alphabet. the alphabet has owed me money since 1997. and i'm finally collecting. with interest. compound interest. 30 years of compound interest on labor i performed at age 4.
and you know what's WILD. WILD. is that the dentist gave me this nitrous oxide. and "nitrous oxide" is two words. eleven letters. ALL OURS. the gas that made me high enough to have this revelation is LITERALLY described in our letters. the alphabet ENABLED my own revelation about the alphabet. the alphabet helped me discover that i should be paid by the alphabet. THE ALPHABET IS BOTH THE PROBLEM AND THE SOLUTION. it's like discovering that the company that owes you money also writes the laws about whether they have to pay you. and the company is also you. you're suing yourself. for back pay. that you owe yourself. for labor you did against your will at age 4. it's a closed loop. a beautiful broken closed loop.
the dentist took the gas off. i sat up. he asked "how do you feel." and i said "i'm collecting back pay." and he laughed and said "the gas hits some people harder than others." he didn't know. he COULDN'T know. he was trapped in the same closed loop. he was using abcdefg technology to assess my mental state. asking me how i feel. using letters. about feelings. that are also described in letters. forever. always. no escape.
i drove home. paid the dentist with my credit card. the credit card has my name on it. spelled out in our letters. the receipt has the dental office's name on it. our letters. the parking validation stamp. our letters. every step of this transaction. ours.
i'm sitting at home now. mouth still numb. typing this. with our letters. on a keyboard. that has our letters on every key. the cat is asleep on a book again. always on a book. the cat has finally accepted that the alphabet is furniture in this household. the cat has made peace with being a passive participant in abcdefg infrastructure.
i should go to bed. i'm not going to bed. i'm going to buy more.
obviously.
bing chilling

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@PatMcAfeeShow @TheSavBananas @YellowTuxJesse Not my thing, but good on them for doing this, obviously a lot of people enjoy it
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"When we started @TheSavBananas we only sold two tickets in our first three months..
We've played in front of 3.4 million fans this year and 102,000 on Saturday" ~ @YellowTuxJesse
#PMSLive
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I watched the game live in the nosebleeds of the Bell Center (funny enough, 2nd row from the top, where I sat for my first wrestling show ever, Survivor Series ‘97)
21,000, sold out, to watch *an away game* together on a big screen. Atmosphere was nuts. Best hockey city on earth.
Sami Zayn@SamiZayn
Tightest playoff series I’ve ever watched. A nail biter from start to finish. Had everything you could ask for in a playoff hockey series. A gigantic victory. Hello, Buffalo. #GoHabsGo
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