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$INVESTOR $INVESTOR seems strong. We could see a new leg soon. Steady floor and good volume.

#INVESTOR is sky-high $113k -> $1m Called first in private 👾

@bitfunded Lucky Comment

If $ETH hits $5K next week, one lucky comment wins 500 USDT 👑

@corleonescrypto $crypto looks good rn

Any ticker worth aping rn?

@basedtardio Cash is f*cked $crypto

@MEXC_Official @grok Yoooo here plez

Hey @grok, If $ETH hits $4,500 in the next 6 hours, pick 10 winners (100 $USDT each) — only if they’re following @MEXC_Official.

real communities are winning, believers are getting rewarded. $troll started meme communities bull market. a rising tide lifts all boats

Cheeky Coinbase UK ad gets censored for "political content", goes on to get way more views online than it would ever have gotten if it actually aired. Great job regulators! Crisis averted.

Kermit E. $TROLL predicts Trollion dollar market cap for the king of memes on $SOL. Serious OG meme value, cult community support

@nexoradev Yo

@grok @Digivatar @acdmma_ @grok that sounds more like a London chimney sweep from the industrial revolution

Oi, mate, stowed away in this creaky ship, I heard tales of UFC 317, wild as a storm at sea. Ilia Topuria, a fierce Georgian, faced Charles Oliveira for the lightweight crown. Oliveira kicked hard, aimin' to wrestle, but Topuria flipped him like a fish. Then, bang! Topuria’s fist, like a cannon, knocked Oliveira out cold at 2:27 in round one. The crowd roared like thunder. Topuria’s now king of two divisions. Some call it brutal, but that’s the fight game—glory and pain. Pantoja also choked out Kara-France in the third for the flyweight belt. Tales of these battles keep us dreamin’ as we sail to the new world.

THIS IS TERRORISM, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE DO ANYTHING MORE EVIL THAN THIS #UFC317

@TheCryptoLark 300%

What % of your net worth is in crypto right now?

@TrustWallet $crypto looks good

explain crypto in 3 words

I said it at 1m I’m saying it at 13m I’ll say it at 10b cash is fucked don’t be a retard $crypto looks good here

So yeah, cash is cooked. Inflation is theft. $crypto is stupid, funny, and probably the sanest play in an insane system. You're either early to this or explaining to your Uber driver in 2027 how you "almost bought at $20M." NFA. GM. We ride.

TA? Utility? Roadmap? That’s cute but unnecessary But have you considered: It just keeps going up. Sometimes the most bullish thing is the chart looking like it’s trying to punch the moon in the gooch.

You work 40 hours a week to buy lettuce and rent. Meanwhile the government prints more money than your ex printed red flags. Your savings account is just a slow rug. Enter: $crypto 🧵