Great Lists

1 red Jamaican crab that is a servant of King Triton, and also his main musical composer.

@kndoubleu @spotify @collegeraptor go fuck yourself

1509 People Who Still Haven't Realized This Was A Flash In The Pan

1,613 Followers That Probably Added An Extra 'E' When They Were Attempting To Follow An Active Twitter Account

4 Clouds That Are Way More Impressive Than My Enthusiastic Gesticulating Would Indicate

10 Times That Sex is Simply Inappropriate

7 Times Phil Lamarr Was Up For A Gig And Didn't Get It On Account Of He Was Wearing A Hawaiian Shirt

9 PUA Tricks For Finding The Perfect Car

2 Instances of "Methinks" In My TA's Introductory Post, This Semester Is Going To Fucking Suck

11 Passive Aggressive Tweets From Weird Twitter B-Teamers Left Out Of Our Weird Twitter Article

13 Gaelic Forgeries That Don't Involve Swords

5 Hours Spent Unsuccessfully Trying To Find Pics Of The Male Characters On Friends Photoshopped To Be Black (Chandler In Particular)

7 Random Twin Cities Residents The Vikings Are Thinking of Starting At QB

4 Math Formulas That Will Guarantee You Win Rock Paper Scissors Every Single Time

20 Top Tier GIFs That Have Never Been Seen By Anyone, Ever, Not Even Me

9 Anime Namedrops That Will DEFINITELY Get The Cute Asian Girl In My Anthropology Class To Notice Me

9 Times DJ Khaled Said "We Da Best" Aloud When He Was Completely Alone And No One Was Listening

427 Autism-Spectrum Disorders, Sorted By Color

43 Songs My Brother Thinks Are "Techno" Because There's A Keyboard. No Shit He Has A Playlist Called Techno Mix With Foster The People On It

98 Degrees? More Like 98 Disease, hah. Anyway, I'm Gonna Go Listen To Some REAL MUSIC Like Cherry Poppin' Daddies