Jerry Sullivan

Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

After President Trump claimed to reporters twice today that he had recently spoken to a former president who praised his actions in Iran, saying: “I wish I did what you did.” Aides to all four living presidents, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, have issued statements to CNN, saying there is no record of any communications between them and President Trump.

Trump: on being asked to explain 5,000 Marines. “Hush. Did you not see my TruthSocial post? Careful, obnoxious lady. That is one strike towards a treason charge. Don’t even look at me with those glaring eyes. Tom, go head.”

Opening up March Madness with the winner of UMBC/Howard in Buffalo! 🕺

There's no question someone in the White House told Trump to call the war in Iran an "incursion," but he heard it as "excursion" and now he keeps calling it that - making the war sound like a holiday getaway - because no one around him ever corrects him when he makes a mistake.

Trump: Inflation is plummeting, incomes are rising, the economy is roaring back and America is respected again, perhaps respected like never before.

Sources: St. Bonaventure plans to pay its next head significantly less than it was paying Mark Schmidt in an effort to put more resources into the roster. The Bonnies are believed to have the second-lowest NIL budget in the Atlantic 10.