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Brian Brobbey is scoring the worst goal you will ever see to win it 2-1 for us I’m calling it

@francis_cgl @SkySportsPL Do you actually know how what the offside rule is? You can still delete your comment!

@SkySportsPL Honestly, did Sunderland just cheat that win? That goal looked offside to me.

Brian Brobbey’s late strike secures a historic Tyne-Wear derby win for Sunderland at St James' Park, their first there in almost a decade! 🔥

@SkySports_Keith Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiinn!!!!!!!!!

FT: Newcastle 1 Sunderland 2. Newcastle ran out of ideas and energy after they went ahead early on. Sunderland deserved the win with a brilliant away display, shorn of multiple key payers. The host’s mental block against their arch rivals continues… #NUFC #SAFC

@BrookSuze @TheGriftReport You're telling me he sells mind altering drugs in that pub? Wow didn't realise they were legal.

@TheGriftReport Good for him...children shouldn't be around any mind altering drugs.

"NO KIDS ALLOWED!" PUB LANDLORD BANS ALL CHILDREN AFTER ENTITLED PARENTS TURN BOOZER INTO A CRÈCHE! Egil Johansen, boss of The Kenton Arms in Hackney, has made his popular East London pub completely adults-only after years of chaos. He blames “entitled” parents who let their kids run riot unsupervised, treating the pub like a playground while they get drunk. Screaming, accidents and parents blaming staff finally broke him: “This is a pub, not a crèche.” Locals are cheering the move while some parents cry “discrimination.” His pub, his rules!!

@Jaack I turned the Leeds v Brentford game off, terrible watch. And even as a Sunderland fan, watching us play ATM, is hard work. I think the premiership in general has been poor, minus a few games.

Football fans… Picture this… it’s Super Sunday… you’re hungover… You turn the football on. Premier league clash. 5:30pm. What is the WORST feasible fixture you’d hate to see? Which two clubs?

@paddypower Bread, Eggs, Milk, Pasta shapes.

Right, nothing’s happening here so we have a question for everyone. What do we all think Liam Rosenior actually writes on his notepad?

@collinso41 I was as a kid a ManU fan, until my dad took me to Roker Park, and I've never forgiven him for making me love Sunderland. Still I always want Utd to win, just not against Sunderland.

The amount of people that dont get Danny dyers point about football is exactly what is wrong with football. Im a swindon fan cus its where im from. All my friends who are also from here support a team in the "big 6" for no fucking reason. It's pathetic. #STFC

@SkySportsPL He himself made a rod for his own back by saying such clownish tripe! People actually tune in to watch what crap he's going to say next. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

"The responsibility and accountability is with me" Liam Rosenior shares his frustration after Chelsea's loss to Everton 😤

@talkSPORT He's a kid, yes a very talented kid, big future ahead, but just stop! let him at least leave school first!

🌟 "He's a huge talent!" 👀 "We can't just ignore how brilliant he can look!" Tony Cascarino claims Max Dowman should be considered for the England squad despite his age

@superTV247 Nobody is falling for this shit anymore, Lenny Henry made it perfectly clear they do not want any white saviours no more. Also I'm surprised people still actually watch terrestrial TV. Rip Red Nose Day. P.S fuck the BBC and all of its sexual predators included.

RATINGS: #ComicRelief 2026 pulled JUST 2 million viewers for its BBC One telethon last night, the events lowest ever viewership: 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m

@GordonIanArmst1 It's a parody account you mong!

Why would you lie like this, Just for attention I presume

@WriterHannahBT I have a few starlings nesting in my roof, we have a chirp off every morning.

First bird of my day: starlings chortling on the roof, making all sorts of noises as the gardens across their territory are blooming and spring equinox has arrived. #firstbirdofmyday #whatsyours

@say_your_mind @FabrizioRomano @deutsch_empire My good god, stfu you wet lettuce. he will be sacked by October. Guaranteed.

@FabrizioRomano @deutsch_empire This is what progression looks like. No more chaos, just clear plans and unity at the top. Rosenior speaking like a man who’s building something special. Can’t wait to see who we strengthen with this summer. Let’s see how it plays out Chelsea is BACK 🔵 #CFC

🚨🔵 Liam Rosenior on Chelsea plans for future: “We’re having really detailed conversations now about the areas we want to strengthen”. “We’re very aligned — which is very exciting for Chelsea future”.

@jjack_95 @mikesmith145 @GavSAFC89 Jackie boy, you sound fucking retarded, you keep saying you do this, that, and whatever,. Yet here you are l, going in like a full blown retard. Have a word mate, grow the fuck up! You sound fucking stupid!!!

@mikesmith145 @GavSAFC89 I work all over the country, with people from all over the world and I can promise you not a single person I’ve met gives the slightest bit of a fuck about Sunderland.

This is the problem with Newcastle. Craig Hope telling talksport listeners the whole countries media want Newcastle to win the derby. I can bet 95% of the country would love it if we beat them on Sunday and sent them home smashing their city up as per usual. #SAFC

@GeordieKermit9 You failed to mention who won the civil war?

1600s Tynesiders fought for their King (George) and became known as Georgie’s men (Geordies) Wearsiders fought against our king and were forever “cast a sunder” in a new town called Sunderland #SAFC you betrayed your king and country Come on #NUFC let’s smash these bastards

@ga11agbon Stop saying English fuck face, normal footie fans don't think this, only the media thinks this.

English bias from the media… This is embarrassing! Thank god Newcastle aren’t in the champions league next season 👋🏾

This game feels like it’s there for the taking for Newcastle - they look like scoring every time they go forward! But they need to be better at keeping the door closed at the other end…they have gifted Barcelona a couple of goals. Huge 45 mins coming up… #NUFC #BARNEW

@bignate619 @Punk1Styles @left2reigns You said it yourself FFS, he's under contract, so maybe they are waiting for it to end. Just a thought 🤔.

@Punk1Styles @left2reigns Doesn’t look like so far

WWE is teasing the return of Chris Jericho. Here are some hints OR Easter eggs you might've missed 👀

@KalebCenite @left2reigns I quite sure there will be a few more that knows, and just look back at any of Jericho's returns, it's always a guessing game with him, wwe don't just put shit out without any substance to it.

@left2reigns Or you’re just reading into this too much but the only one who knows is Jericho.

@TheAthleticFC The mad thing is, other teams fans, think their club don't do the same, they just do not hand themselves in, or get caught.

It will take more than a suspended transfer ban and £10million fine from the Premier League to stop Chelsea supporters chanting Roman Abramovich’s name in times of trouble. It is even more unlikely to prompt some grand cancelling or even a significant reappraisal of the Abramovich era among Chelsea supporters. For some, it may even constitute fresh cause for admiration, evidence that they once had an owner so desperate to build a winning team that he was prepared to break the rules in order to do it. But it might be healthy if it tempers a little the rose-tinted view of the Abramovich era that has taken hold under BlueCo’s widely unpopular ownership. ✍️ @liam_twomey 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/71232…