ur mom she/her

golden doodles look like fucking skinwalkers

worst decision of my life was watching this traumatic fucking movie. and i fucking hate palpatine.

I frew up

Love You Bro ❤️

people are not mourning the man liam payne became, they are mourning the man he used to be and the man they grew up with. the man that was part of something that shaped millions of peoples lives.

seeing somebody else with my name makes me feel like i'm not real

bingo, bango, bongo

i will never leave a lot empty for too long ever again. 😠 ever.

i fucking despise this bitch so much. i keep hitting her with my net but SHE WONT LEAVE.

@Nightmare3936 rn i'm at like a solid 16/20 sukuna fingers

@duolingo need to put that cake away, i cant take it

gunter, why did you gunt my fries? i gunted them, and they were mine what kind of gunt gunts his gunter's fries and doesn't even gunt him in the eyes gunter, there were tears there If you gunted them would you even care? gunter, do you even love me? rhaah it's rhetorical, gunter

apparently its normal to eat a tomato like an apple...

When you start dating on pandas birthday

too many people i know are starting to find my twitter. please don't

really starting to wonder if this coffee is worth the ass exploding shits that are inevitable

the amish powerball is up to 4 dozen eggs

raspberry soda cured my insanity

@COEURMAZE i know people who chew them up

i love coffee but i hate the shits that come with it 😢