Courtney Cachet

Therapist: So where are you at mentally? Me: Chanel or Home Goods, it varies. By the way, can we discuss the decor in here, because whoa! Therapist: Me:

@MiamiHEAT can’t wait to see you at the garden tonight..I’m surrounded by Knicks fans on this train. #305

@wsvn Wow, he must’ve been HEAVILY drugged. 😳

The Fort Lauderdale Police Department have identified a woman who is accused of drugging a man and stealing $52,000 worth of watches. wsvn.com/news/local/bro…

I just heard someone refer to the 2020’s as The “Roaring WTF’s” and I can’t stop laughing.

@MiamiHEAT you have great fans. Philly fans have been horrible. I go to all the games in Miami and we never treat visiting fans like this. #305tilludie

@MiamiHEAT I’m here in Philly watching the game and I’ve never been more proud to be from Miami. We love you!

@WPLGLocal10 I think it’s for the best she was excised as a juror. This is one of most serious cases in south Florida and she is likely not up to the task.

SUGAR DADDY EXPLAINED: On Monday during the first day of jury selection, the woman gave Broward County Circuit Judge Elizabeth Scherer multiple reasons she could not be on the panel. One of them being she couldn't miss time with her sugar daddy. local10.com/news/local/202…

The same people complaining about gas prices spend $27 on coffee that never arrives from DoorDash.

March 2022 Happy two year Anniversary: We just don’t know I can’t see you, can you see me? Hopefully next year Scan for the menu You’re on mute There was a fight on my plane It’s been cancelled?? They moved to Miami

@WPLGLocal10 Wildly Audacious and colossally stupid. Not a great combo for criminal activity. My favorite store!

SAKS MANAGER ARRESTED: A client development manager at the Saks Fifth Avenue store at the Bal Harbour Shops was arrested earlier this week on accusations that he defrauded the store out of about $800,000, authorities said. local10.com/news/local/202…

@GlennaWPLG This is so disturbing. One minute he’s singing along with the radio and in the next completely off the rails. Ugh

This. Is. Insane. On so many levels…

How to get out of literally ANYTHING in 2022. Follow me for more social etiquette loopholes.

The CDC recommends you stop moving to Miami.

@wsvn Unreal

Man hospitalized after shooting at Brickell bar wsvn.com/news/local/mia…

@BillyCorben It’s 3 educators, not 15. The other 12 are school staff.

#RIP: 15 Miami-Dade educators die from COVID-19 in just the past 10 days nbcmiami.com/news/local/sch…

The New Monaco? Perhaps. townandcountrymag.com/society/money-…

@elpais_america QUE VERGÜENZA.

Alberto Fernández, junto a Pedro Sánchez: "Yo también soy europeísta. Lo escribió Octavio Paz alguna vez, que los mexicanos salieron de los indios; los brasileiros, de la selva, y nosotros, los argentinos, de los barcos. De los barcos de Europa" 🔗bit.ly/3zdbypx

via @NYTimes While reprehensible, those of us who have lived much of our lives in the Latin culture, unsurprising. La arrogancia, ahí está. Que horror.. nytimes.com/2021/06/10/wor…

@julie_creswell Oh my. Seriously??

Just had a Starbucks barista reach out to tell me she's getting yelled at daily by customers who are upset they can't get what they want because of the shortages. People!!! Chill. Treat the baristas kindly. They don't have any control over this mess.

@opinion_joe I’ve been mesmerized by The Shrink Next Door and just heard a tv show is coming. Thank you for bringing light to this very important story and issue. You did a great job!