˗ˏˋ shanks. ˎˊ˗

@PARRTYSBAR mwahmwahmwah.

@CAPTAlNBOOZE Mi amor 💖

hi.

@PARRTYSBAR mamas hi

@CAPTAlNBOOZE Hiiiii

💤

ᗩᖇE YOᑌ ᖇEᗩᗪY ᖴOᖇ TᕼE ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ SᕼOᗯ? ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ *´ #SS '* #buggytheclown

hot boy nap on the deck

@AndromedaNaara NnnOnonNONOOOO. don't believe it! i don't even have a job, technically! ha ha! don't spread lies, i'll have to keep you stowed away somewhere! hahaha! [ breathe, shanks... don't forget to breathe! he sits on the ground, running his hands down his face. ]

@CAPTAlNBOOZE “I DON’T HAVE ANY PROOFS THAT PROVES YOUR WORDS, MR! So in my head you did!~” Oh she’s crying of laughter, it feels good to have such moments with new friends indeed! “I should call Morgans!—“ Laughing even more now “BREAKING NEWS!!”

water ain't wet by itself

Look at this cute little dumbass, I love him #Shanks

@PARRTYSBAR never ever!

@CAPTAlNBOOZE Don't hurt yourself :(

the cure to being hungover is drinking more <3

@AndromedaNaara NO! I WOULD NEVER! [ wiping the tears from his eyes with his palms, hoo hoo hoo, hooHHOOHOO. nothing better than laughter with new friends! ]

@CAPTAlNBOOZE Divine revenge, it’s divine revenge- “What the f— AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WAIT WAIT!!! Did you!??? Did YOU?!”

@PARRTYSBAR you don't need to do that! i can come down!

@CAPTAlNBOOZE lay back down I'll bring you a big breakfast

@AndromedaNaara [ aaaa... aaaaaaaaaa... his messy, wind-swept hair is MESSED UP FURTHER. he's going to get KNOTS. ] so... this might'a been a dream or a prank, but... one cookie i got said, "you will shit your pants on the way to work on thursday". hhhhhahaaaaAAAHAHAHA.

@CAPTAlNBOOZE “VOID OMEN?! HEY YOU’RE MOCKING ME I SEE IT!!” She shout, still laughing with him, and messing his hair as a revenge, but she stops when he speak again. “Your favorite fortune of all time? Go on-“

@PARRTYSBAR whaddup

@CAPTAlNBOOZE Shanks darling-

@AndromedaNaara that HAS to be an omen! oh, no! [ a pause. then he starts losing his goddamn mind with another fit of giggles. ] did you want to know my favorite fortune of all time?

@CAPTAlNBOOZE “Oh I trust you! Please the only time I had a fortune cookie it was empty!” More laughters, she’s not much lucky with those

@AndromedaNaara i promise... i was as shocked as you! [ more laughter bubbles up from his chest. ]

@CAPTAlNBOOZE “Are you sure you weren’t just pranked by someone?” She ask, literally laughing at this ‘fortune’

@AndromedaNaara i'd be delighted to drink with you, then!

@CAPTAlNBOOZE “It is indeed!”

the 5 elders: yer a celestial dragon, shanks! me: n... no? i'm just shanks?

@AndromedaNaara once i had one that said, "come back later, i'm asleep. yes, fortune cookies need sleep, too".

@CAPTAlNBOOZE It’s… deep—