Carmen Bouwer

"@Fashion__Quotes: "Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul." Mark Twain"@paigey_diab

Fucked up.

"@Laughbook: Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?"@JuAnDrEvdbergh9

"@ThatsSarcasm: Is your face from McDonalds, because I'm lovin it."@JuAnDrEvdbergh9

"@Fashion__Quotes: Dressing is a way of life. Yves Saint Laurent"@paigey_diab @JeanriW11

"@Fashion__Quotes: Dressing is a way of life. Yves Saint Laurent"@paigey_diab

@AlanHungover:Best Harlem Shake Video1.Go to a hospital full of epileptic kids2.Throw a flashbang into the hospital3. Enjoy@JuAnDrEvdbergh9

"@AlanHungover: Confuse people by saying things like: *Sorry I'm retarded in my left ear so I can't see you, what did you taste?@JeanriW11

"@MenHumor: That one friend you have that always says "I`m never drinking again" after a party."@chellacooper @paigey_diab

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. Hes a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

"@ComedyAndTruth: one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die"@paigey_diab

"@TheFunnyTeens: I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mother fucker."@MariechenB2

"@ComedyAndTruth: i hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia"@paigey_diab _hahahahahah

Here we go again_shit ballz,I think we make alcoholics look good haha_@paigey_diab

"@MenHumor: Seeing an attractive person in public and thinking "Damn, I'll never see them again.""@paigey_diab #haha can't help it

"@MenHumor: "We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!" 2 hours later.. "Dude, I'm tired.""@paigey_diab

"@QuotingJokes: He's 21, you're 15; that's not dating, that's babysitting"@MariechenB2

"@ItsFunnyLife: Vodka is just awesome water."@JeanriW11

"@ltsCartman: I carry a knife with me everywhere i go, you never know when you'll have to cut some cake @paigey_diab.