Cliff Jones

@GasManGod @HappyGlove21 Thank you and good night 😂

@HappyGlove21 I used to absolutely love Phil Collins. I was completely obsessed by him. Had all his records, posters on the wall, everything. Even went to see doctors and psychiatrists about my obsession. They all said i would never get over it. But just take a look at me now....

@BearCPFC And how does our income compare to the rest of the league ? I'm guessing we're around 15th or slightly lower. Until we build the new stand or find some other way to increase income.... we're doing about as well as we could expect

The idea that Palace are small club punching above their weight is so unfounded. We’re in our 11th consecutive Premier League season for a reason, we’re the biggest club in South London, huge catchment area. Haven’t been outside the top 2 division in nearly 50 years. #CPFC

@mrmarksteel Huge amounts of positive energy from one aging Palace fan to another 👍

Thanks SO much to all of you for so many funny caring messages. And to my brilliant partner and magnificent son and daughter, amazing friends and astonishing staff at St George’s and when this is over you must all come to mine to celebrate good health by getting utterly drunk x

@MayorofLondon A socialist introducing a tax on 10% of vehicles almost solely owned by the poorest people in London, but they can borrow money to help! Yeah - like they can afford it. Disgraceful tax with a very minimal benefit in terms of air quality - shame on you!

It’s here: in a move that will see 5 million more Londoners breathe cleaner air, the ULEZ has expanded to cover all of London today. Here’s everything you need to know 👇🏾

We are going to Phex this year. Co.e in and book your place.

@calCPFC1 Zaha played across the front line on many occasions and my comment was in response to you saying that we totally rely on Zaha - when in fact, we don't

@CBJ6464 Considering neither are left wingers, I’d argue not

Palace put all their eggs in one basket and had no plan B for when he decided he didn’t want to stay. I have no idea how anyone on the board has ran a successful business as they never show any signs of knowing what they’re doing

@mattroles @WG_RumblePants @bbctms Except he grounded the ball - other than that you're right

@WG_RumblePants @bbctms I disagree. Although hate to lose another wicket. That was caught. Ridiculous decision in my opinion but am thankful I’m not the 3rd Umpire. I don’t think it will change result, just sorry for Starc really. He caught that.

It's fair to say Glenn McGrath didn't agree with the decision to overturn Mitchell Starc's catch! #BBCCricket #Ashes

@BanjoHfuhruhur @Baddiel Bernie should have at least had a mention tonight. He wrote the lyrics and then Elton wrote the music after. An unusual method but boy did it work !!👍 No Bernie - most Elton hits never happen

@Baddiel Elton wrote them, Bernie just added some text! 🤣🤣🤣

Elton and Bernie really wrote a *lot* of good songs.

@edwardgpease @GasManGod I was being slightly sarcastic sir - and don't get me started on ULEZ 😡

@CBJ6464 @GasManGod I wouldn’t be surprised if the parking there is the same rate as in Mayfair - £5 for 15 mins

£50 shekels to carry out a LLGSC in central London, and you pay for your own parking. Please, don't all rush at once and form an orderly queue. Amen Shalom Etc

@RICHPM14 Yep - me too but.....how poor were the "highlights" 20 odd shots in the first half and I think they showed 3 🤷‍♂️

C’mon admit who watched MOTD last night for the first time since Palace last won ???

@jpicksley1995 @jimmytozer @Mrbaiti @ray_cassim You obviously can't read

@CBJ6464 @jimmytozer @Mrbaiti @ray_cassim The debt was higher before covid. Try again Tory fan

This lady has just spent 2 mins absolutely eviscerating the Conservatives on their record on EVERYTHING 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BBCQT “ I’m staggered that you think you’re succeeding… Watch and listen!

@TolerantBrit @jimmytozer @Mrbaiti @ray_cassim Covid loans and furlough payments I guess 🤷‍♂️

@CBJ6464 @jimmytozer @Mrbaiti @ray_cassim But they’ve been in power for 13 years and tripled the national debt. NHS would need a 19% pay rise to have the earning power of 2010. Where have the tories spent the money?

@TolerantBrit @jimmytozer @Mrbaiti @ray_cassim Not a Tory fan but take a look at the national debt - the UK is broke

@jimmytozer @Mrbaiti @ray_cassim They don’t have to make cuts. They choose to make cuts.

@jpicksley1995 @jimmytozer @Mrbaiti @ray_cassim Not a Tory fan but maybe Covid had some part to play - do you think ?

@jimmytozer @Mrbaiti @ray_cassim 1. The note being something literally every government does. 2. The debt now is higher than it was 13 years ago when the Torys took power, and that's with all the cuts they've made.

Lapdog

@GasManGod @S1Whysall @vaillantuk @PlumbingBarman Piste ? Surely some kind of spelling mistake? 😬 Amen and all that 🙏

@S1Whysall @vaillantuk @PlumbingBarman Cheers My Holy Bishop of Belper. See you on the piste Merry Passover Amen

Jalopy WB out and shiny new @vaillantuk Plus 418 back in. Ever closer to that lovely ski trip. Slinging in the name of... Amen!

@BackOfTheNest Was there but so nearly didn't go.....what a day and only the play off win at Brighton comes close 👍😬

No #cpfc match this weekend so let’s watch this on repeat instead?

If you know - you know......proper Palace pub 👍👏👏👏