Cameron Kisel

@PlugLifeFBC just did that. Must be allergies.

@evilshnevil no you're not

Right now, if you called me a shitty person...ya, I'm a shitty person.

I spilled my hot tea, breaking the glass, and now I'm drinking a Mountain Dew... #givingup #whenlifegivesyouacidinacan

When you have 3 tubes of tooth paste and you can't squeeze a drop out of any of them... #broke #firstworldproblems

Visors don't look good on anyone. Doesn't matter who you are. #therealcroptop

When you can feel the bowel movements of the person in the stall next to you #alsoparishilton

Only in San Antonio do you have the pleasure of hearing NIN, Tool, A Perfect Circle, & Marilyn Manson all within 10 minutes of each other.

No tuna casserole is good tuna casserole. #bigtuna

Who the fuck is getting dropped of at the Pottery Barn outlet in a limo?! #middleclass

Lesbians in wranglers & kids in BMW's...life is like a movie when you're drunk all the time. Except you don't stay skinny. #sxsw

Disappointed with the quality of toilet paper provided at this anonymous establishment. #parishilton

People that look forward to Folgers when they wake up do not know breakfast tacos...or coffee.

Pooping in a BBQ joint- smells delicious #sxsw

@RoadsKingdoms let me treat y'all to appetizers and drinks at Russian House before karaoke!

@bourdain Let me treat you to drinks and appetizers from Russian House of Austin before karaoke tonight!!!