☕️C-Bear🐾

Them: Putting a gif on your tweet helps increase the appeal Me:

You know why people prefer Amazon to any other shopping site? Because Amazon doesn’t have 30 fucking “discount” pop ups that I have to click out of before I can actually look for what I’m trying to buy

@RedDragonVera @paolini Blasphemy

@paolini Nerf him in the show lmao, he's too ridiculous, if Saphira chose him instead Galbatorix is dead in a week

Roran would be like, “… yup. I’d do that.”

Oh yeah.. hashtags… #Bakugou #bakugo #katsukibakugou #bakugoukatsuki #MyHeroAcademia #mha #nerdcore #animerap

Released a song last week… forgot to post it here.. I’m killin it with mediating the socials 🐻🤙 youtu.be/xgOJlxGPLA8?si…

I’m positive the 100 men vs 1 gorilla meme is just a way to trick society into killing another gorilla thus bringing forth 10 more years of bad luck… don’t fall for it. #ripharambe

Wotagei is just skanking with glowsticks.

In Scottish, the word for "friend" is "charaid" (pronounced "kah-rich") which comes from Scots Gaelic; "a charaid" would mean "my friend… In Courage the Cowardly Dog, Muriel is Scottish.. she didn’t name her dog Courage.. she named him Charaid.. Her Friend..

Well . . . I got this rack for myself this year, so you tell me. Fighting! (Hung the mirrors myself as well.)

@elonmusk Can I have one?

Cybertruck

@colliemogs There’s a few but these 2 come to mind

What game?

@WholesomeMeme Things we’re never gonna do - Give you up - Let you down - run around - desert you

@VertigoWarrior Why does this horse look like Joe Exotic?

The Real Size of Animals ~ A Thread🧵 1. That was Big Jake, one of the World`s largest horses during his time

“A wedding without cheese is a sad wedding.” - My Girlfriend

So begins my 24 hour fast before the great Turkeypocolypse

@MAGFest Hell yeah

Hey random question: If we opened up online sales for 24-48 hours on highly-discounted merch from past years (aka garbage from our warehouse), is that something you'd be interested in?

Tell me why my 5 foot tall 120lbs girlfriend takes up 85% of our queen sized bed leaving me, her 6 foot tall 240lbs boyfriend, dangling off the edge like I’m goddam Mufasa 😑

You can only say “It is what it is” so many times before you start wondering “why is it gotta be what it is?”

@shouldhaveanima Duck around and find out

2: That’s pretty much all I’ve learned

1: I can eat a fuck ton of Greek yogurt

I’ve been eating 5 pounds of Greek yogurt a day for 6 years and here are some of the things I’ve learned: A Thread