Captain Catpain

🚨 BREAKING: Volunteer rescue 'English Barn Cats' (Darwen, Lancashire) is about to shut down unless they raise £17,000 in the next 2 weeks to pay a crippling vet bill 😿 These heroes rescue stray & feral cats with no big funding – just kind people like you ♥️ Thread 👇

@PooWorldOrderr Chaflati

Indian Spiderman

🔥 Bank Holiday Monday sale! 🔥 #bankholidayweekend

@lady_valor_07 A pacemaker

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

I have never so desperately wanted a stick to go into a hole

@elonmusk x.com/i/status/20510…

Size does matter

@elonmusk @hannahhughes @PeterDiamandis We're out here watching Elon live out the Launch Arcology tech tree from SimCity 2000 🌎🚀

@PeterDiamandis $10T or bust

.@elonmusk just crossed $800 billion — roughly 2.7% of the entire US GDP. The last person to hold that much of the American economy? John D. Rockefeller in 1913. It took a century for anyone to match him. Rockefeller had oil. Musk has the future.

@4thOfJuly365 Chinny

What's a phrase from your childhood that you don't hear anymore? Me: Hold your horses

@CuriosityonX Bob Mortimer

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@Dominos_UK I love updok ♥️

tell an unbelievable story in 3 words

@NotFarLeftAtAll Old school -> Sonique "It feels so good" New -> Apashe "Kryptonite"

I’ll go first .. “Born Slippy”

@liorsela I experience nausea now when I drive a 'regular' car, mainly when I take my foot off the gas. My brain expects deceleration but gets coasting and it's really jarring 🤢

Tesla is literally a trap ⚡️🚗 Once you drive a Tesla, there’s no going back. After owning one for just a few months, getting behind the wheel of any other car feels like a painful downgrade. The instant torque hits the moment you touch the accelerator. Zero hesitation, just pure, effortless thrust. Then there’s one-pedal driving, which quickly becomes addictive. Lift off the “gas” pedal and the car smoothly decelerates using regenerative braking, feeding energy back into the battery and adding range to every trip. No more constant brake tapping. It feels futuristic and efficient at the same time. Even the little things spoil you. You never have to start or turn off the car. Walk away and it powers down automatically. Approach it and it wakes up, climate control already running. You can even precondition the cabin from your phone while you’re still inside. And then there’s Summon 🤯 Watching your car quietly drive itself to you in a parking lot never gets old. And I didn’t even mention FSD, but once you experience this level of refinement, convenience and performance, conventional cars feel outdated. The “Tesla effect” is real. it quietly raises the bar so high that everything else disappoints. You’ve been warned.

@ThrillaRilla369 Nothing Else Matters

Without naming who you saw at your first concert Name one of their songs 🎶 🎸 🎤

@thegiantpunda @beyoncegarden She must steal it then instead 👍🏼

@CCatpain @beyoncegarden She said "I don't BUY make-up". Totally different

this is taking me out😭

@Intl_Relations0 I always wondered how they managed to get that wonderful feet flavour 👍🏼

🔴Candy making in India🇮🇳.

@akafaceUS I actually prefer it. What does drive you nuts is when you have to drive a regular car and use gears / stalks / brakes again, it feels so unnatural 😬

@JoshHall2024 Young John Trump, Donald's uncle 🧐

🚨BREAKING:🚨PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS REPORTEDLY SPOKEN TO JULIAN ASSANGE REGARDING PARDON - President Trump and Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard recently spoke to WikiLeaks founder, international freedom fighter and DEEP STATE DEMOLISHER Julian Assange on a phone call about a FULL PRESIDENTIAL PARDON, according to a White House source familiar with the conversation. This comes as Assange has recently described President Trump as "The Deep State's WORST NIGHTMARE" in an interview with Megyn Kelly and stated that the reason WikiLeaks never released any dirt on our President is "There is no dirt on Donald Trump for us to release." There are also growing reports that Trump is considering appointing Assange as well as fellow PERSECUTED whistleblower Edward Snowden to a special government task force to DISMANTLE The Deep State. What do YOU think... Do YOU want to see President Trump PARDON Julian Assange so that he can once again continue EXPOSING The DNC and CORRUPT governments around the world? 🔥🇺🇸

@tboone_8 @DigPerspectives @mrsbakkup1 Congratulations mate 🥳

Sorry Brad, I’m taken now! 😝 The love of my life said yes 💍 I couldn’t think of a better way to end a fantastic trip among friends. Thanks for everything @DigPerspectives and @mrsbakkup1 ❤️ Another iconic XRP Vegas in the books!

@BorisJohnson See you next Tuesday

Falling birth rates aren’t a disaster, they’re the best bit of global news in a long time mol.im/a/15782963

@JakeRammos Vermiculite

Gun to your head, name a rock.