Conrad D. Conelrad

@Robbie_Gaffney If I do fowl language and rasism in one post does that count as one rule break or two

Guys I just found the rules of my hilary duff fan club I created when I was 10 years old I can’t 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@scfd_fr You’ve just gotta be faster than the hi-viz guy at the tip

@CDConelrad how does one find ewaste like this

Fished a DVD player from the E-waste. I can watch my DVDs for the first time in years!

New policy at McDonald’s

@dm4uz3 Filthy, overpriced and with a massive sticker advertising a long gone guarantee that they could have effortlessly removed but didn’t. Pure distilled CEX

I love how cex has things that no one ever is going to purchase

@Danforrister Love that part of his reasoning is how inconvenient it is for him if you were to have a seizure in there

How bizarre. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@XV20_Camry I built the Fit!

Interesting selection of car model kits

Picked this up in Blackpool today. Hours of fun await.

Flags on everything except the actual flagpole???

I bought a Trimphone from an antiques shop and had to see if the radioactive glowing dial still works. Not really, no. This is a 30 second exposure at ISO12800. You can't really see it glow in real life anymore.

@MajorWintersDj I do! Most recent pic attached. Still my daily driver, still love the thing despite early teething troubles and the boot freezing open. When did you own it?

@CDConelrad Do you still have this 190e? I saw your thread on Autoshite. I'm a previous owner!

Fuck this season, fuck this boot that can’t be closed when it’s frozen and fuck me for putting the deicer in the boot even though I know it can’t be closed when it’s frozen

@RoadworkUK WTC lobby vibes

Forthing at the mouth

@Danforrister Yes. The money, unfortunately, is in Autodoc’s account

@CDConelrad Doesn't sir own a W201?

Like money in the bank. Shame it’s not my account.

Oh no, butts in the ashtray. Someone’s been smoking in here and RUINED the interior

@Danforrister Now you need to see a new R5 to heal

Today I was behind a new Capri. It ruined my day.

Cannot believe this 1970s house builder thought one plug socket was sufficient for a bedroom, not realising that I would have the equivalent of an entire branch of Currys to charge every night 50 years later

@aohereng the X stands for XPLODE

‘We won’t take you car out on those tyres’ …. ‘What do you mean ? There’s plenty of tread’ #classiccars #tyresafety

@Rockstarscars Funnily enough, I saw one that good just a couple of days ago!

Wow! This is the coolest supermarket spot! Also controversially the only car that looks spot on with 3 spoke alloys! When did you last see one this good? Pls RP #nova #novasr #vauxhallnova #vauxhallnovasr

@Danforrister Poor kitty :(

Orla the beloved Parkgate cat was savagely mauled to death yesterday whilst she slept in her usual place by some arseholes dog. She was a K-Town queen, May she rest in peace 🙏

@RoadworkUK All that and then the fuel gauge looks like a complete afterthought.

The dashboard on late low-spec Fiat 127s was fun. You got an illuminated list of the suggested gearshift speeds, and a prominent list of tyre pressures to the left. Could have used Post-It notes instead