CDL Westeros

@Methodz It has felt like it’s been forever since the last major Joust in LANd. The Realm is excited to see the Knights duke it out!

I can’t wait to watch major LAN Call of Duty

@Methodz @OpTic @Tbemercules Ser Toosh seeks to steal from under you, milord.

@OpTic @Tbemercules What did you do with my client?

News tomorrow | 4pm CT

@daltoosh @OpTic @Tbemercules Surely this is a jest again, milord

@OpTic @Tbemercules Haha omg bro is retiring?? Am I right guys

@TheHelgy House Boston has been Breached

@CDLWesteros I am but a humble servant of the realm also it seems Purj has been moved to the bench

🚨 NEWS FROM THE REALM House Boston of the Breach, a day before the Major Tournament, have benched Ser Snoopy. No update on which Knight shall replace Ser Snoopy for The Breach. Mayhaps, they will elevate a squire and Knight him for the tournament? Nonetheless, a major shock for a major tournament.

@MaysenKretz A foreign Challenger from across the Narrow “C” you say? Not unheard of as of late. Could very much be, good man.

@CDLWesteros Ah damn. That’s right! I also forgot. First time we’re dealing with this format. You think it might be a top knight in the kingdom of challengers?

@TheHelgy This new format has confused me and others it seems.

@CDLWesteros Just a whisper to aide you my good ser.

@FirstBlood_CDL A failure of the ravens, for sure. The answer is to always execute more ravens!

@CDLWesteros My lord of CDL Westeros, it would seem the first ravens sent forth have perished upon their long and treacherous flight. The tidings we now receive bear the weight of time, for they have been delayed for quite some time

@MaysenKretz I had forgotten only 10 Houses are present at the tournament so this is House Boston of the Breach’s move while they are not worrying about competing at the tournament. Still, many believe Ser Snoopy was not the problem in jousts but a different Knight. A shocking move indeed.

@CDLWesteros Unless it has someone to do with Snoopy personally, making this decision a day before the major is beyond idiotic

Update: I had forgotten there are only 10 houses present at the tournament!

@TheHelgy Ah yes, have totally forgotten it is only 10 Houses at the tournament. I am leaving this post out there as a remainder mistakes have been made.

@CDLWesteros They’re not going to be there unfortunately

@tdawgsmitty Nothing like a good ol’ joust to get the blood flowing again. Rest easy, Ser.

Gonna take a little break from the internet

@CDLWesteros You, good sir, are a breath of fresh air.

🚨 NEWS FROM THE REALM House OpTic of the Green Wall have defeated the Northern Knights of House KOI. A heroic performance from Ser Kips that was thwarted by his own teammate, Ser Jamie (not Lannister), who was uhorsed a ridiculous amount of times. House OpTic showed that they can immediately bounce back from a terrible defeat recently by the Falcon House of Riyadh. While the Northern Knights have found success in newly knighted Ser Kips, the community is in uproar on whether a change of Knights might be needed to truly elevate this team.

@Void_locked I believe the true test will come on LANd

@CDLWesteros Do you believe Ser Jamie should stay off his horse and retire his blade

@CaesarSZN Maybe this Ser Jamie had a connection issue. The Pingslayer, if you will.

@CDLWesteros I’m glad you put (Not Lannister) 😭 that Jamie would’ve put up better numbers

@DashySZN @OpTicTXBurner Ser Bruce, your lance today found their targets in incredible manner. Such accuracy with the lance was amazing to watch.

GGs to all the teams this qualifiers, was a long one for sure but we got LAN finally next week! See y’all across the pond… 🫡 #brickbybrick

🚨 NEWS FROM THE REALM The Community is currently in uproar over whether or not the 2019 year was the best year of the game we all love. The more casual side of the community has expressed the love they have for it, but, alas, the ones more attuned to the competitive side of jousting has expressed a hatred. The competitive side of the community has called the casual side “plumbers” which did not go over well as peasants do not have a sewage system and therefore do not understand what a plumber is.

@crabtreejacob_ Ah yes, they had used a classic strategy to win tilts from the olden days named after Ser Neslo.

@CDLWesteros HOUSE FAZE OF THE RED KEEP

🚨 NEWS FROM THE REALM The Gentlemates of the House of the Parisian Court have been taken out in the final tilt of the joust by House FaZe of the Red Keep. Notable Knights to be highlighted are Ser Abuzah of House FaZe and Ser Travis of The Gentlemates. Despite Ser Travis’ exemplary performance, House FaZe has proven that they are still house to be respected despite recent losses. Both Houses do still qualify to be able to joust in the upcoming Tournament, but their recent history has made the road ahead a difficult one.