Chuck Dickerson

@Dodgers @securitybenefit Two solid games for him! I hope this is the beginning of something special.

Seven strong innings from Justin. 🔥

@honeymoon250 Get a job and make it your whole life.

What's one piece of advice???

@TrumpsHurricane He’s a liar! Nobody called him that except his friends.

Actor Samuel L Jackson says “When I see Trump, I see the same rednecks I saw when I was growing up who called me [the n-word] and tried to keep me in my place. That’s what the Republican Party is to me." What is your response to him ??

@OutdoorHorizon Ask him if he would consider partnering in my new 60 foot yacht.

You get 30 minutes dinner with Elon Musk… what’s your strategy? 🤯 A. Learn business 📈 B. Build connection 🤝 C. Pitch an idea 💡 D. Just enjoy the moment 😌

@SoveyX Apple 18: Four New Colors!!

📵 News-ish: Tim Cook is out as CEO of Apple after successfully running the longest “same phone, different year” experiment in human history Cupertino, CA, Apple confirmed Cook is stepping down after 15 years of looking at the iPhone and saying, “Yeah, let’s not get crazy.” Tim’s strategy: Same shape. Move the cameras around to fix bad feng shui. Say it’s the best one ever made. Every year, he walks out dressed like he has a Genius Bar shift at 3 p.m., does those soft hand gestures like he’s calming a golden retriever, and announces a device that is exactly like the one you’re already holding. “We think you’re gonna love it.” Apple had one of the first consumer-facing AI assistants on Earth, and somehow Siri still hears “play Drake” and responds with, “Calling your dentist.” At the same time, @xai had @grok coding on day one. Unreliable sources say Tim Cook has been in the Heaven’s Gate cult for years, which explains the shift from New Balance to Nikes and why Apple built a $5 billion spaceship in Cupertino and called it a campus. Officially, it’s Apple Park. Unofficially, it’s where Tim has been waiting in business casual for the next comet like the regional manager of salvation. His legacy: Nicest cult leader in history. Same phone. Different cameras. Calm voice. And the quiet confidence of a man who sold you the same rectangle 15 times and never blinked. Sent from my iPhone.

@MbarkCherguia It’s probably a school teacher. They can be the worst neighbors.

Just found his on my car, what should I do?

@SoveyX France’s EAS is the same as the warning from a truck backing up. That makes perfect sense! It was first used on their tanks during World War II.

Every country has its own EAS sound and apparently its own personality. Japan: New game level unlocked Italy: Bottle service for the apocalypse Greece: Zeus is not in a good mood

@DodgersNation @AaronJColoma When evaluating pitchers, disregard anything that happens in Colorado. We still may need a closer and Sasaki could be it.

Is it time to move Roki Sasaki back to the bullpen? ✍️ : @AaronJColoma dodgersnation.com/dodgers-presse…

@SoveyX @LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO When you’ve looked everywhere else for your keys?

I believe it’s called getting “Loomered.” Isn’t this what @LauraLoomer did to @RealCandaceO over the weekend?

@SoveyX Her soon-to-be ex-boyfriend.

Her boyfriend watching from the ground.

Her hat is stronger than my last relationship.

@SoveyX Great ride! That guy won the girl’s heart in 2 minutes and 22 seconds. Perfect couple!

@barstoolsports Utah came out fighting from the beginning. Maybe they think that’s their only chance. It probably is.

"I'm coming for you, and I’m gonna fucking kill you." There’s something special about playoff hockey

I’m working from home today. Six hours of Zoom meetings, so my home is basically a regional office now.

@honeymoon250 She‘s correct on 1 out of 4.

Do you Agree???

@SoveyX @grok If they only keep the prettiest from each race and ethnicity you have nothing to worry about.

I’m gonna start being really nice to the robots. @grok, has anyone ever told you that your bone structure is incredible? I would like my bloodline to survive. 🙏

@Darkdarling00 History

Describe Italian PM Meloni in one word?

@NoDMsPerfavore 3,4,2,1

Who likes short shorts?! Cuffed or cut offs?

@shouq_al90149 Sally

Vintage old Lady name for this dog please 🥺

@TrumpsHurricane Yes! When he said, “My remarks weren’t directed at President Trump.” Is it OK for a pope to lie?

Should the Pope Apologize to President Trump ??

@Victoria00025 Muslims should be removed out of respect for pork.

Yes or No? 👇