Cornelius Doorhinge

Vending machine ate my dollar twenty-five at work today

@lf1smjohnny @lf1smjohnny wake uppppop bruh

Can somebody wake me up at 10 am. Thanks x

@boonkster1 @brie_facemelter Turn on the TV. It doesn’t matter what channel

@brie_facemelter @CDoorhinge

@shitposts_mp4 @svedennn

@lf1smjohnny Wait that’s actually so tough I’m hungry AF

@CDoorhinge No like pubs will do meat raffles of some cut of meat they are giving away

Bro the idea of meat raffles is killing me right now

My guy pretty like an foid

@boonkster1 I’m going through your old tweets. This one sucked man

Call her Jane Goodall the way she make her monkey speak

My name is Slowdolf Walkler. I have created a new group of my followers. I call them. Walker Youth. They are coming to a university near. you starting with UCSD

@boonkster1 @computerrrgirl Bros posting a plate his parents bought #STOLENVALOR

@computerrrgirl Get mogged

They spawn in with “plug their ears and press their face into their boyfriend’s chest” as their quick emote on the emote wheel

Los Angeles is ground zero for offputting dudes and their unwilling Asian girlfriends to go to shows together

Saw some dude deadass wearing this in Little Tokyo today

democrats-the pope is good republicans- the pope is bad chinese garfield- ooo john prease make rasagna again

@lf1smjohnny Tufferooni share pics when you can

Got my ears pierced today caus why not

You dont even need a name 9 song album by me out on sounndcloud: soundcloud.com/user-350440918… song 3 co prod @sentence222 !

@lf1smjohnny I pee on them in a giant graceful arc. Like every single one. Sorry!

how do the top of shower heads get wet🤔#Curiosity

rodrick has an artistic soul and he literally pursues a career in the arts whereas greg is a stupid goy

@svedennn Find a naked study at a college campus?

not ever trying to be on some gooner shit but I deadass need to study the naked female body boobs have gotta be the hardest thing to draw anatomically correct

Latina using her laptop to look at canvas while eating a panini to my left group of white 20-something’s drinking tea to my right and they are BOTH RIPPING IT FULL FORCE!!!

Went to a late night cafe to go annotate research papers and it turns out it’s an honest to god hookah lounge