Kevlar

I love orange juice and obeying most traffic laws

@slothy_420 Having the best burgerday in years

@CEOofSludge happy birthday kevlar

I’m the first guy ever to turn 30 on International Women’s Day

Twitter user Kevlar STUNS inside his 2018 Honda Civic Sport

@Executivejeff1 Hey thanks, UwU! 🙏

@CEOofSludge happy birthday! 🎉

@bugsquelcher Big thanks squelch 🫡 Off to a stellar start so far, and I’ll make sure the rest is great in your honor!

@CEOofSludge happy birthday brother i hope you have a great day 🫡

@Alcoholist69 Thank you :)

@CEOofSludge Happy birthday :)

@sandwichlover7 Thank you!!

@CEOofSludge happy birthday!!

@intrnlbleedin Can I have some of your tots

@CEOofSludge tina you fat lard

Tina come get some food

i’m getting big as hell in 2026 i’m getting fat as fuck this year, trust me brother

@MeekyBlinders 24 hours of goated meeka content

i ate nachos and got a tattoo in a book shop today so i'm having a pretty A+ day

@bugsquelcher We’re asking for one billion dollars at 0.1% ownership, we know what we’ve got

@CEOofSludge we gotta get this on shark tank brother

i’m thinking about some weird shit like a worm with some sunglasses on or 100 lbs. of feathers

Grown ass man holding in a fart

No one is in Milwaukee, WI except me and that’s okay I will tell them all of your feats of strength and character

Diet chips and even dieter salsa

Taking a beer into the shower to brainstorm tweet curation

Snoughed so hard while driving that I ended up on rainbow road

Prilosec OTC would be a good name for a conscious rapper

Calling a restaurant and ordering one burger for pickup two weeks from now