cold.elliot

@Nuryare23 Id rather run away from life than kill myself, but both are options

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

@europemaxxed The person who smokes died 10 years before the person who didn't smoke

brutal.

Why do so many people dislike Indians? Yes—some of them DO throw shit around and have dangerous street food, but thats only a fraction of the entire Indian population.

@franciscandruid I take antidepressants, yet I still feel normal/depressed ?

I got on antidepressants and my life just unfucked itself in a matter of months it really is that easy

@johnsavage_ai @matchayuma I heard the Nordic countries are the best. Is that true?

@matchayuma lmao you're in the worst part of Europe with 0 sun just say UK not "Europe"

i need to move to Asia immediately man it’s the elite continent i don’t wanna go back to Europe man

@shitpost_2049 Surprised primal season is so highly rated (chapter 2 season 6). I loved that season

@nocontextmemes Probably 15 times

@kaku694201488 @GrainConnosieur @jebe010 @Fightfuckkill @PatriotHeroLgnd @sevatarion333 What country are these photos from?

Modern "classical fascists": erm, why did you do a heckin racism??? Meanwhile real fascists 👇🏻

@glepsontli Did you get anything with that

#lolicontwt #cunny #teenage #incest #rape #gore #cnc #nolimit #sendmeanything #nolimits #dmsopen #DmMe #taboo #nsfwtwt #porn #nsfw #goon #goonfuel

@SweetTessy14194 The longer you recommend a certain country, it only takes so long for people to ruin it!

If you had to recommend one country everyone should visit at least once, which would it be?

@stats_feed You can't do this anymore because they put chemicals in it

The inventor of Vaseline was so convinced of its healing powers that he ate a spoonful every day and had himself covered in it when he got sick. He lived to 96.

@INTERIORPORN1 That bus is electric??

I watched this video entirely in awe. I want to experience living in a bus like this 😭

@jCountyKY @Emily180216 So he spends half on the soda I guess

@Emily180216 $116.50 Said half was profit. $58.25 profit in a week.

How Much $$$ Did My Vending Machines Make?

@sonic_exe666GOD @Erikakrik @ender65407 The account is actually based in Nigeria so I doubt theyre white

@Erikakrik @ender65407 100% WHITE man btw

fucking bitch

@fwmarqix I dont get it. Why did they see it as bad?

Girl at Japanese café: Do you have a girlfriend? Me: No. Girl: Oh. she looks relieved, five seconds later another waitress appears. then another. suddenly entire staff acting suspiciously invested in my relationship status. Chef peeking from kitchen, old customer pretending to read newspaper upside down. Girl: What type of woman do you like? Me: Alive. entire café goes silent. Chef drops plate in distance, girl blinking rapidly. Me realizing too late Japanese flirting culture may require more detail. Girl quietly writes something on receipt, hands it to me before leaving. I look down expecting number. receipt says: Please never answer like that again.

@datafein @thechosenberg So does this mean I should invest in tesla?

@thechosenberg Yep. Been talking about it for years, and I’ve had finance bros look at me like I’m a total retard when I say, “There’s no such thing nor is it possible to have a soft landing for this”

This is my quant

@mcdogballs @N1993RF4990T @MOSTGAPEDMAN It got deleted. What can I search up?

@N1993RF4990T @MOSTGAPEDMAN x.com/i/status/20569…

Seeing that active shooter blow his brains out got a chuckle outta me. Good riddance.

@Fz8338554395407 @Spade_1488 You're definitely Filipino

@Spade_1488 Well I don’t think so

@asimo3089 is there a set date for the update?

@saintbisqwi Is that why my life is miserable? Because I play roblox? It makes sense tbh

no matter how miserable your life gets always remember: grown ass niggas play fucking ROBLOX