CFBKnights

UCF & LSU Football are the only two #CFB teams to have multiple QBs pass for 35+ TDs in an NFL season. Daunte Culpepper (Vikings 2004): 39 TDs Blake Bortles (Jaguars 2015): 35 TDs Joe Burrow (Bengals 2024): 43 TDs Y. A. Tittle (Giants 1963): 36 TDs #CFBFacts

@DoctorSoFlo 🤣🤣🤣

I fucking dare you to step foot in my city, you communist fuck!

@Sublime_Knight It’s better than the Italian equivalent of Panda Express lol. Maybe more akin to like ramen chain lol

@CFBKnights I’ve always thought of it as the Italian equivalent of the Chinese food takeout places that have pictures of the food above the cashier. And by that standard it is dogshit

When you stop thinking of Olive Garden as gourmet food, and more so higher end fast food like Chipotle it becomes infinitely better. It’s honestly decent food for the price if you’re getting the lunch portion combo with soup/salad

@knightalorian I like going there for takeout

@CFBKnights That’s gotta be the slowest fast food I’ve ever had

There’s no way people think this is a real sport man, it’s definitely a very fun and social game that many people of all ages can enjoy but it’s not a real sport, it’s more of a hobby

Translation: “we’re not broke, but we don’t have as much money as USC and Georgia” lmfao 😂

FILE AN INJUNCTION!

Up there with when UCF lost to Duke in March Madness for worst sports losses I’ve ever experienced, was crushed seeing Rodger choke this loss

@ohheyfritz Honestly it’s definitely him

Not George O Leary

1) Utah

Genuinely thought when this play happened we would somehow make a FG after this and win

😭😭😭

This is the last straw of failure for FSU 😭

Praying for the day UCF gets a head ball coach like this 🙏

@TerryMohajirAD when is UCF jersey patch coming?

Thinking about football.

Hello again. We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip. The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity. I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool. I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy. I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know. I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia. A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia. This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was. And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Thanks for reading.

@LittleMikeyMcD I’m happy to be in the BIG12 and proud UCF has taken a big step to elevating our brand and program. That doesn’t mean I’m happy about our performance so far, we’ve sucked because Gus Malzahn was wasting all our talent. We had incredible players wasted by him. Takes time to fix.

@CFBKnights Why else are you talking about your conference

There really is no way to know where this narrative comes from