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Yes. I have had my share. Never getting committed again. Ever.
Wagon@Wagon1011
@frankedoho Frank are you single
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So this APC supporter asked me to go and hug transformer because I said I would not vote for Tinubu.
I hugged the transformer for 12 hours straight, nothing happened. No light.
Please everyone should get their PVCs
ThomasLFC@Konstant4231
Go and Hug transformer
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Mr. Peter Obi goes to TV stations to discuss Nigerian problems, other politicians goes to TV stations to discuss Peter Obi.
😀
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Feminists claim that their fight is all about women having their rights and choices until a woman tells them she wants to cook and clean for her man.
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@_aaadedapo @itoashe @kosemaniii Never met a dapo that isn't foolish.
Thanks for continuing the streak bro.❤️
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Nigeria’s banking infrastructure prioritizes security over convenience. I understand your concern, it takes some getting used to. I also use two phones and I’m used to logging in on whichever is nearby, but considering the broader economy and frequent complaints about fraud and ransom receipts, these policies make sense.
You can keep the app on your preferred phone and carry a mini power bank so you always have access.
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One phone, one bank app?
To what end abeg??
Doesn't make sense to me.
People about to be stranded in real time.
Ìléríolúwa@Ilerioluwakiye_
CBN JUST CHANGED THE RULES. YOUR BVN. YOUR MONEY. YOUR RESPONSIBILITY Ten things every Nigerian must know before May 1st or risk losing access to their own accounts.
Karsana, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
Oh, this foolish boy again.
Mark@Marknit0
Nigerians men dragging MadameJoyce like they deadass knew who Klay was. How many times una dey discuss Basketball?
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350,000 naira Cash price
Predict the Correct score 🤏
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INCREASED ALLOCATIONS TO STATE AND LOCAL GOVT?
LGA AUTONOMY ?
NELFUND ?
REMOVAL OF SUBSIDIES ?
FLOATING OF NAIRA ?
ENOUGH FUNDS FOR UNIVERSITIES ?
INFRASTRUCTURES ?
GOOD ECONOMY FOR PRIVATE SECTORS TO THRIVE ?
BOOMING STOCK EXCHANGE ?
AND MANY MORE
I Know you will want to say what electricity, guess what, he decentralized it, gave states permission to generate and transmit electricity
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$250 to the person who predicts the exact score
Arsenal or Atletico Madrid?
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@BidemiOyelola @ThatPHCBoy @jeremiahajayi_ An Uber driver can point a gun at you, take your stuff and drop you off wherever. Unlikely to happen in a keke given how open it is.
Anybody that is engrossed in their phone in keke is a big fool and shouldn't be part of human society. So they don't count.
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@CFCDeniss @ThatPHCBoy @jeremiahajayi_ Regarding your second point, "you can easily get robbed in an Uber."
Say you are in a tricycle, engrossed in your phone, and someone quickly snatches it.
Flip the scene: Would that be possible if you were in a car with the windows fully up?
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More people need to unlearn the shame around using public transportation. It’s honestly not that deep.
OGE@D0JO_1
This babe is complaining to me that she use Atleast 10k fare (to & fro) to the gym which is funny cause if she use keke it’s 300 naira. This Lagos too funny.
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@BidemiOyelola @ThatPHCBoy @jeremiahajayi_ Might as well trek with an armor on.
You're safer that way.
Or wait, don't use airplanes. Take a bus instead. Since planes have more catastrophic crashes.
Your argument here is very dumb.
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@CFCDeniss @ThatPHCBoy @jeremiahajayi_ "Catastrophic damage". I like that.
Say you are in the back seat with your seatbelt on, the way it is meant to be by the way.
Which are you more likely to survive?
The one with a chassis, cushions, and airbags?
Or the one that's all metal all around?
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