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"WHEN THE ASSIST IS BETTER THAN THE GOAL" A THREAD 🧵

“Allow Bruno to leave for his release clause of £57m which is all pure profit & replace him with Cole Palmer for around £130m Sell Mount as well. Give Palmer the #7 shirt and build the project around him Chelsea can use the money they get to sign Alvarez and everyone's happy”

Bruno PL Assist record Arsenal PL winner Post Post

Kobbie Mainoo performance against Brighton. His development needs to be studied. Can’t believe that coward Amorim nearly denied us of this generational talent. Thank you Carrick for saving our guy

Chelsea my beloved club, 💙 What happened to you, the pride of London! 🤦🏻‍♀️ You couldn’t even qualify for the least of European football for next season? 😭

@Chibae4u Happy birthday

I thank God for His love, grace and mercy.. He is truly the faithful God HBD to me 🎂🎁🎉🎊

Good morning Gunners. 🥹❤️

Hey @grok, for clarification sake, which Premier League title lift has the highest live viewership for title celebration in the last two decades?

🔴 Top 10 most liked "HERE WE GO" posts (FabrizioRomano) 1. 🇵🇹 Mourinho to Real Madrid (730k) 2. 🇫🇷 Mbappé to Real Madrid (620k) 3. 🇵🇹 Ronaldo to Man United (537k) 5. 🇪🇸 Xabi Alonso to Chelsea (460k) 6.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kane to Bayern (457k) 7. 🇧🇷 Casemiro to Man United (395k)... See beneath

🚨 Managers and players who said goodbye to their respective clubs today. Oliver Glasner — Crystal Palace Andoni Araola — Bournemouth Mohamed Salah — Liverpool John Stones — Man City Bernado Silva — Man City Marcos Senesi — Bournemouth Enzo Fernandez — Chelsea…. See beneath

🚨🎙 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST FOOTBALLERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...

Liverpool vs Chelsea in 2016/17 was one of those frustrating title race games under Conte. Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea (2017) David Luiz free-kick. Costa missed penalty. Wijnaldum equalizer. #CFC

Hugo Ekitike was doing pitch rituals yesterday, he really wants to be back as soon as possible. 🥲

Gary Neville: ''Bruno’s assist record flatters to deceive. Too many of those passes are routine balls before a spectacular finish. If Kevin De Bruyne had played the full season, he would have been Best of the Season, this record wouldn’t even exist. Bruno is United’s stat-padding talisman, but De Bruyne is football’s true architect. The obsession with numbers is killing the art of midfield play — we’re rewarding quantity over quality. Bruno racks up figures because United funnel everything through him, not because he’s redefining creativity. He’s a volume player, not a visionary. De Bruyne, on the other hand, doesn’t just create chances — he dictates the rhythm of games, he sees passes nobody else even imagines, and he elevates the entire team’s level. That’s the difference: Bruno’s record looks great on paper, but football isn’t played on spreadsheets. If you want to talk about genuine artistry, intelligence, and influence, De Bruyne is miles ahead. Bruno’s achievement is impressive, but let’s not confuse efficiency with genius''.

🚨 Portugal last 5 world cup achievements; 5: 2010--South Africa. Round of 16 4: 2014--Brazil. Group Stage 3: 2018--Russia. Round of 16 2: 2022--Qata.... see below

How did bro pull this off and still manage to act so nonchalant? Football’s biggest aura farmer🥶

Klopp left Liverpool now Arsenal win the league with 82 points… Klopp dropped 103, 99, 97, 92 and got just one Premier League. Football isn’t fair 💔.

This was 120 days ago man, time is deadass a gimmick 😭🤦🏼🤍❤️

Goal for Manchester United - scored by Cunha. 🔴 2-3 ⚪️ (87)

🚨 HISTORY IS CALLING ARGENTINA! 🇦🇷🏆🔥 Only TWO countries in football history have won the FIFA World Cup back to back… 🇮🇹 Italy (1934, 1938) 🇧🇷 Brazil (1958, 1962) Now it’s Argentina’s turn to chase immortality in 2026… 👀⚽ Lionel Messi already completed football in 2022… but the story may not be over yet 🐐✨ Can Argentina defend the crown and make HISTORY once again? 👑🏆 Or will another giant stop the Albiceleste? 😮‍💨🔥 💬 Say it loud: CAN ARGENTINA GO BACK TO BACK? 🇦🇷 #Messi #Argentina #WorldCup2026