joe.ke

The power of Chippy chips mate

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

Which club be this?

You buy a club that won the UCL, sack everyone and destroyed the soul of the club and started a stupid project that has been going downhill since 2022.

@premierleague @Arsenal @Microsoft Who gave troll football the account😭

The scene of @Arsenal's crowning glory ❤️ 📊 @Microsoft

can’t wait for Badiashile to get his annual summer long term injury so he can avoid being sold.

McFarlane has done absolutely nothing to deserve a spot in that coaching set up. It's just pure nepotism, nothing else

Joe Shields Paul Winstanley Laurence Stewart Sam Jewell Someone needs to get sacked.

They only was to ‘reset the culture’ is for these clowns to get out of our club

01. Raheem Sterling 02. Kalidou Koulibaly 03. Wesley Fofana 04. Marc Cucurella 05. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang 06. Carney Chukwuemeka 07. Cesare Casadei 08. Gaga Slonina 09. Denis Zakaria (loan 10. Enzo Fernández 11. Mykhailo Mudryk 12. Benoît Badiashile 13. Noni Madueke 14. Malo Gusto 15. Andrey Santos 16. David Datro Fofana 17. João Félix (loan) 18. Moïsés Caicedo 19. Romeo Lavia 20. Christopher Nkunku 21. Cole Palmer 22. Nicolás Jackson 23. Axel Disasi 24. Robert Sánchez 25. Lesley Ugochukwu 26. Diego Moreira 27. Dujuan Richards 28. Deivid Washington 29. Pedro Neto 30. João Félix 31. Omari Kellyman 32. Marc Guiu 33. Renato Veiga 34. Caleb Wiley 35. Filip Jørgensen 36. Aaron Anselmino 37. Jadon Sancho (loan 38. Liam Delap 39. Estêvão Willian 40. Kendry Páez 41. João Pedro 42. Jamie Gittens 43.Mike Penders 44 Quenda 45 Dastan Satpaev Most of these players couldn’t have been avoided while we use the money to buy quality but at Chelsea , they believe that buying 3 average players is better than 1 quality player. 4 years of waste . I’m sure there will be more this summer

Milan finished 5th: Sacked all their sporting staff and about to sack their manager. Chelsea finish 10th: Keep the sporting staff who spent £1.6b on a squad which isn't good enough with shit attitudes and no leaders. One of these is a serious club. One is not.

This is how a real club reacts to their club having an awful season, Chelsea will post clips of the players dancing and smiling around Cobham tomorrow

@CFC_Decatio No sun is shining bro😭

still can't believe we actually pulled him as our manager, the sun will shine on us once again.

There's no kind of signing we haven't made at this club. Who remembers him, is he still at the club? 😂😂

Refuse to play him, refuse to loan him, refuse to sell him. Brilliant management.

Liam Delap, time to leave our house. 🔜

@TheeKyleSmith1 @NicholasCraven_ Mad life menace🤩

@NicholasCraven_ Been playin this one today

thank you to anyone who ever played one of my songs

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Chelsea fans are lashing out at BlueCo through social media for their poor results ever since they acquired the club. They've been comparing him to Roman Abramovich in the latter's first 4 years as owner. Abramovich got 2nd, 1st, 1st, and 2nd place in his first 4 seasons. BlueCo, on the other hand, got 12th, 6th, 4th, and 10th. Their argument consists of: BlueCo have spent much more money, but not in an intelligent way. Roman Abramovich only signed and bought proven winners, not overglorified youngsters.

@GeniusHawlah @kivraw You sure though😭 Nobody has seen him.somebody needs to confirm from their coach

@kivraw He exists.

This guy does not exist, we need to investigate who's getting the money they are spending in the name of Chelsea Football Club

@kivraw I didn't know we had even signed him. so we are signing non existent players to put money in the pockets

@willreyner @Mary_Johhn Our last hope is wvweybody leaving. I juat saw some kid we signed qho hasn't played a single football game..wonder if he's even a real person

You’re Chelsea Football Club’s last hope. Genuinely.