Kentucky Fried Goose

LOOK WHAT I FUCKING SAIDDDDDD GET THE FUCK INNNNNNNNNNNNNN WE ARE THE FUCKING WORLD CHAMPIONS 💙💙

🚨💣 Manchester United and Michael Carrick are set to continue together next season and beyond. Chances increasing for weeks as reported and everyone at #MUFC feels he should stay. Players, management, everyone on same page. Next step: talks to final stages and new deal.

@La_logistik @CFCVortex cheated to get to the final btw

@CFCgoose_rl @CFCVortex Un trio qui est en passe de remporter 2 ucl de suites choses qu’aucun autre trio n’a fait à part la BBC mais c’est le psg que ta trouver a dire mdrr

Bias aside, which trio is overrated here?

17 putting on a Sho for Ice Cube.

When Chelsea are the underdogs...

💣🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Real Madrid president Florentino Perez has just finished one of the most UNFORGETTABLE press conferences in football history. •⁠ ⁠He’s ‘sorry that he won’t resign,’ instead calling for an election 3 years early and threatening other candidates to run against him ‘if they can' •⁠ ⁠The first questions are sporting-related, but immediately he says that he will not be talking about sporting matters •⁠ ⁠Insists that Real Madrid is not a dictatorship, that he has been the best president of all time, winning 74 titles, and that the only way they will get him out is if ‘they shoot him’ •⁠ ⁠Claims that Real Madrid players ‘fight every season,’ and that it’s totally normal. At least 4 or 5 players hit each other per year. Defends both Tchouameni and Valverde as ‘good kids’ •⁠ ⁠Picks out his phone from his pocket to start reading news and laughing at fake news from multiple outlets, mainly ABC •⁠ ⁠Singles out an ABC journalist as ‘a woman who doesn’t even know if she knows about football’ •⁠ ⁠Saying he’s a supernatural animal, a beast that works day and night, denying rumors of cancer and tiredness •⁠ ⁠Attacks Barcelona for the Negreira case, saying it’s the most disgraceful scandal in football history, and that they have prepared a document to send to UEFA to report Barcelona •⁠ ⁠Confirms Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt •⁠ ⁠Starts arguing with journalists in front of him during the press conference, threatening to cancel his subscriptions to the media •⁠ ⁠Calls himself a construction mogul, claiming his companies generate billions of euros in revenue worldwide •⁠ ⁠Claims he called the presser to defend Real Madrid from the robberies, saying he would have at least 7 more league titles if they ‘weren’t robbed from him’ •⁠ ⁠Urged the fans and members of the club to support the players, not boo them •⁠ ⁠Says good night, and leaves the room saying he hopes to never see the journalists again

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🚨 Florentino Pérez: “I'm still president of the club and my company, which has a turnover of 50 billion a year”. “My health is perfect. If they told me I had cancer, I'd have to go to a cancer center. It would have been all over the world. It's not true”.

@LegacySiu Jadon Sancho innit

Guess the player Very Hard

🚨 BREAKING! Florentino Pérez: “I am NOT resigning. I am calling for new elections at the club”.

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Sergio Ramos complete the process to buy Sevilla and become new club owner. The deal is in place with his brother René leading the process too. Waiting for official and formal steps with laywers before statement.

🚨 OFFICIAL: President Florentino Pérez press conference on Real Madrid situation at 6pm Europe time.

Up next: The FA Cup final! 🏆

@brfootball I used to fucking wait for times like these Literal chills seeing this I watched seasons 1-7 on VR over and over, fucking loved it

IT’S BACK! Season 8 Premiere: Tuesday May 19, 1 p.m ET

@GlobeEyeNews @zenrll bro only 2 weeks till the major lock in and survive bro I need you to win

BREAKING: France confirms first hantavirus case.

@MrOzor1 @goalsside @DAZNFootball Do you see Szobozlai doing this? Just one example from this season. Enzo impacts this team more than Chelsea fans want to admit, and most of them are out here saying we should ship him to Madrid.

@CFCgoose_rl @goalsside @DAZNFootball

Who's the better No.8? Szoboszlai or Enzo? 👀💭 📸:[@DAZNFootball]

@recreatings lmaooo

the way you can tell which one is on steroids and which one is natural 😭😭