Connor

@PardonMyTake @barstoolsports Hate to see it

Hank is in hell

@NickiJhabvala @PFTCommenter

The only quote that matters from the 2026 draft, courtesy of Commanders 6th-rd. RB Kaytron Allen: “I was a fat baby and everybody in the town called me Fatman. Hopefully I keep it going in Washington and they call me Fatman and, you know, when I score all you hear is Fatman.”

@mets we suck

@RiseUpReader A+ let’s go

How would you grade the Falcons 2026 draft class?

Nvm

Nolan McLean keeping my hopes alive 🫠

BRUHHH WHAT JUST HAPPENED???😱😱

@Fantrax website and app super buggy , per usual. Fix your shit.

the most recent hit against Mason Miller:

@BarstoolBigCat @DKSportsbook Thanks for nothing. The fade is on. #ThisIsMarch

My gambling plan today is simple. Acuff 3’s laddered to 6 UCLA/Purdue Over 143.5 If these go well we hit a nuclear whale button later @DKSportsbook #DKPartner

@jasonwhitlock Way to stay relevant J

More I think about it, Adam Silver should disallow Bam’s 83. Fine the Heat. Give the Wizards the victory. Punish all involved. Heat take an L, tanking Wizards take a W, and Bam loses the record. Problem solved.

83 points. The bucket that made HISTORY

CANT TELL ME NOTHING

83 points. 83 points by Edrice Femi “Bam” Adebayo

@craigcartonlive Wahhhhh

This Miami Heat vs Washington Wizards game is a disgrace to basketball. Miami Up 26 and fouling Washington as soon as ball is inbounded and missing free throws on purpose to get Bam Adebayo more shots and points is pathetic. Wizards are triple teaming Bam full court trying to prevent him from scoring 83 which he now did. He has taken over 40 free throws and over 40 shots. Total shit show @NBA

The highest points scored in a single NBA game: 3. Kobe Bryant (81) 2. Bam Adebayo (83) 1. Wilt Chamberlain (100)

We almost missed their stirring rendition of The Cranberries' "Linger."

We've moved on to the late 90s with Creed's "Higher."

The Goo Goo Dolls are the ACC Tournament's official free-throw shooting musical accompaniment.

Bad business everywhere you look