gordon .

“ what’s the surprise ? i was right here . “ N/SFW [ triggering topics, not like sex yk?? silly ass gordon freeman what will he do. ] [ #HALFLIFE #HLRP #HLVRAIRP ] more info below .

[ HI!!! ] [ anything from this point on is new, the past posts are . Hard to delete but this is being reset and wiped from the start soooo . Ya CUTEY CHILD SHES STILL IN OUR HEART. ]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I am unc???

for human, grossly under-qualified. #ninah #noimnotahuman #noimnotahumanfanart #ninahfanart #coatguy #coatgirl?LAST TIMEPOSTING I SWEAR twt cropping so bad

bluuughh .

@THEGMAAM > i don’t want .. to be idolized by you guys??? i don’t like you guys at all . you’re … okay . and your husband is nice but everyone else ? mmmmnnnnnoooooo.

@CHANGESSHAPE Because You Are A Chore To Look After. I Wish I Could Make Myself Obsessed With You Like He Is. … Unfortunately I Am Rational, And Know Better Than To Idolize My Subjects.

I Think That Doctor Freeman Should Go Back Into Her Cage .

@VaultCaretaker > umm .. it’s okay! i guess

@CHANGESSHAPE I apologise. This is a failure. I am very sorry.

> man . i havent done anything in forever .

@VaultCaretaker > okay ..(

@CHANGESSHAPE I will think of something better. Give me a moment.

@VaultCaretaker > yeah never mind .

@CHANGESSHAPE Really? Hm... let's see... you could... take this suit to the dry cleaner's..!

@VaultCaretaker > you know what . fine . yeah . its been a while since ive worked .

@CHANGESSHAPE Would you like a job?

@VaultCaretaker I suppose ..?

@CHANGESSHAPE My day... my day... hmm... um... well... let's see... it was... busy? Yes, it was busy and uneventful until now. Is that enough information?

> they let me out of my cage .

@VaultCaretaker no- no you’re fine! i just . uuuugh. you’re so hard to read. just like make small talk! like. how was your day?

@CHANGESSHAPE Uh. I will... go...

@VaultCaretaker i forget you’re like kinda weirdly obsessed with me. that freaks me out.

@CHANGESSHAPE You are acting awkward. Am I annoying you?

@VaultCaretaker i mean..? im okay right now but now that you’re asking that im wondering if I should be.

@CHANGESSHAPE Thank you. Are you feeling uncomfortable?

@VaultCaretaker oh!! alright? umm. It looks nice?

@CHANGESSHAPE You are fashionable. I thought it would leave a good impression on you.

@VaultCaretaker haha ?? why ????

@CHANGESSHAPE Do you like my suit. It is new. I saved it for an occasion like this.

@VaultCaretaker hello!!

@CHANGESSHAPE !!!!!!!! Mr. Freeman. Hello.

@THEGMAAM > just .. don’t freak him out . okay ? fuck ..

@CHANGESSHAPE No, But I Can Explain What Happened To Him A Bit More Thoroughly If You’d Like, Dr. Freeman.

I See Doctor Freeman Has Reunited With His Old.. Friend.